"I don't need publicity, and I don't want to get involved in Gu Luoxi's business. I just want to talk to you," Shen Zhe said affectionately.
Gu Luosheng nearly threw up.
If she hadn't already seen through his facade, she really might have mistaken Shen Zhe for the king of devotion.
"Oh, you want someone to vent to? Then let me recommend a confidant. They offer plenty of emotional support and can help you work things through. It's cheap, too-888 if you mention my name." As she spoke, Gu Luosheng took out her phone to send Shen Zhe the contact.
Shen Zhe: ...
"Wait, can we just have a normal conversation?" Shen Zhe asked ingratiatingly.
"No." Gu Luosheng blinked. "Do you think humans can have normal conversations with animals? They don't even speak the same language. How would that work?"
Shen Zhe: ???
"You're calling yourself an animal?" For once, Shen Zhe's brain finally kicked into gear.
Gu Luosheng said, "Exactly. I'm a higher animal, and you're a lower human."
Shen Zhe: ...
He'd lost again.
He had to hand it to her.
"I don't want to waste my breath on trash like you. You've already wasted thirty seconds of my time. That's enough." Gu Luosheng looked utterly uninterested.
Every time she saw Shen Zhe... she got sleepy and wanted to flee.
Unfortunately, Shen Zhe genuinely couldn't take a hint.
His intelligence was painfully lacking.
[Master, the other party may be about to launch a fierce offensive against you. Be ready to dodge.] [What offensive? Can you be more specific?] [Sorry, my capabilities are still limited. I can't keep... seeing what happens next.]
Gu Luosheng: ???
While she was still puzzling over that, Shen Zhe lunged forward and hugged her.
"Fuck!" Gu Luosheng swore under her breath.
She