Shizune no longer had the strength to complain.
"Next!"
Tsunade quickly recovered from her little "mistake" and fixed her gaze on the pile of fresh vegetables.
"According to the book, the key to preparing vegetables is speed. You need to slice them into even thin pieces as fast as possible."
She picked up the kitchen knife again, her eyes becoming incomparably sharp.
"Swish, swish, swish, swish, swish—!"
The kitchen was instantly filled with a dense barrage of knife strikes, like a torrential downpour!
Tsunade's hands moved so fast that only afterimages could be seen!
Shizune stared from the side, dumbfounded.
So... so amazing!
As expected of Lady Tsunade! Even the finest chefs probably couldn't hold a candle to knife skills like these!
However, when Tsunade stopped and Shizune saw the "finished product" on the cutting board, the admiration on her face instantly froze.
The potato on the cutting board had indeed been cut.
But it had not been sliced.
Instead, some pieces were huge while others were tiny and thin.
The kitchen instantly fell into an unbearably awkward silence.
A bead of cold sweat trickled down Tsunade's temple.
"Ahem... th-this is a new irregular cutting technique I developed!"
She forced out another explanation. "This technique ensures that every piece of food has a unique surface area exposed to heat during cooking, creating a richly layered texture! Mortals like you wouldn't understand!"
Shizune's mouth twitched wildly.
Rich... richly layered?
Lady Tsunade, are you sure your knife skills just aren't terrible?
Over the next hour, Tsunade's kitchen became a disaster zone.
The kitchen was a complete mess.
Food scraps and shattered kitchenware littered every corner.
Shizune had gone completely numb.
Hugging little Tonton, she huddled trembling in a corner and silently held a funeral for the kitchen that had been renovated less