Douluo: I Can Become Stronger by Pitfalling Yu Xiaogang

Douluo: I Can Become Stronger by Pitfalling Yu Xiaogang Author: Gan Qi Professor

Synopsis:

Congratulations, you successfully tricked Yu Xiaogang. Yu Xiaogang took a face-first tumble, and you received Innate Full Soul Power!

Congratulations, you successfully tricked Yu Xiaogang. Yu Xiaogang was poisoned by a Mandra Snake, and you received a Ten-Thousand-Year Soul Ring!

Congratulations, you successfully tricked Yu Xiaogang. Yu Xiaogang was beaten up by Tang Hao, and you received a Ten Thousand Year Soul Bone!

Congratulations, you successfully tricked Yu Xiaogang...

Yu Xiaogang cried his eyes out. "Can't you trick someone else instead?"

Zhang Tianyu said, "Don't worry. None of you will get away."

Congratulations, you successfully tricked Tang San...

Zhang Tianyu said, "I'm an honest man. I would never do something as unscrupulous as tricking people. Not even if you beat me to death!"

What? Tricking people could make him stronger? Tricking people could make him a god?!

Let him tell you this: he had lived his life upright and honorable, open and aboveboard... Forget the act! This was awesome!

A Real Face-First Tumble!

Zhang Tianyu slowly opened his eyes.

A gentle female voice rang out in his mind. "Oh, you're awake?"

Zhang Tianyu's whole body jolted. His eyes flew wide open, and he instantly woke up.

The female voice continued, "The surgery was a success. You are now a—"

Zhang Tianyu's face went pale. He instinctively looked down at his crotch—

"—Soul Master."

"Huh?" Zhang Tianyu looked utterly bewildered, but he could indeed feel that all his limbs were intact.

He turned his head and looked around, only then realizing that he was lying in an empty alley.

A Soul Master?

What did that mean? Had he transmigrated?

Who was talking? Why wasn't the voice reaching his ears, but sounding directly in his head?

Could it be some kind of system cheat?

Zhang Tianyu carefully looked himself over. Sure enough, his body had shrunk. His hands were tiny, his arms were thin and short, and even his little feet were kind of cute!

Mom! He had become young again!

Damn! Had he really transmigrated to Douluo Continent?

"Yes, this is Nuoding City on the Douluo Continent." The voice in his mind sounded again. "I am your system. Since I'll be taking care of you from now on, I'll accept that 'Mom' you just called out."

Accept my ass!

"Notice: Do not use such words to refer to yourself," the system said.

Zhang Tianyu: ...

Heh, this damn thing wanted to trade insults with him?

Just wait until he got his bearings.

Before long, he figured out his situation. He had transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, replacing the original Zhang Tianyu here, and had returned to the age of six.

His assigned identity was that of a Work-Study Student from Wanghun Village. He came with the standard top-tier buff of 'both parents dead,' had grown up eating from everyone's table, and had finally welcomed his chance to turn things around at the age of six. His Martial Soul had been tested as a Wooden Sword, and he possessed Level 2 Soul Power, becoming a glorious Soul Master.

Level 2 Soul Power!

At the time, all the children had gone wild!

They looked at Zhang Tianyu as if they were looking at a Titled Douluo!

Ending the replay of those memories and collecting his thoughts, Zhang Tianyu could not calm down for a long while.

First of all, he had finally managed to invite out a girl he had met just yesterday after chatting with her for two whole hours. They had gotten a room together, and just as the shy girl entered the bathroom, he had taken off his clothes—then, with one jolt, this thing dragged him to the Douluo Continent. Was that appropriate? Was there any law left in the world?

At least give him three hours to finish the important business!

Now what? Once the girl finished showering and came out, a living person would be gone, leaving nothing but clothes all over the floor. Good grief, was this supposed to turn into a ghost story?

A living man like him had vanished, leaving just one girl there. The police would definitely think he had gone missing and treat the girl as the prime suspect. Wasn't that just ruining her life?

And besides, the name 'Wanghun Village' was utterly ridiculous! Village names could be down-to-earth, but they couldn't be so down-to-earth that they connected directly to the Underworld!

Finally, as a transmigrator, a Wooden Sword Martial Soul? And only Level 2 Soul Power? To hell with that! Why not just start over?

The system said, "All the cleanup and follow-up matters on Earth have already been handled."

"Fine, you're a decent system. But since I've got a cheat now, isn't a Wooden Sword Martial Soul and Level 2 Soul Power too embarrassing for your host? At the very least, I should have a Martial Soul like the Seven Kill Sword, plus Innate Full Soul Power!"

"Do you want it?" the system asked.

"Of course I do! I've already transmigrated. Even if I can't be the head of the chicken in the Transmigrator Alliance, I can't at least be the chicken's ass, can I?"

"Notice: Mission [Formal Pit] activated. Mission objective: trick Yu Xiaogang once. The method and consequences are unrestricted, but he cannot be killed, and he cannot discover that you were the one who tricked him. Otherwise, the mission will fail. Mission reward: Innate Full Soul Power, Reward Points +1."

Zhang Tianyu said, "Uh... I understand doing missions for rewards, but why trick people?"

The system said, "That isn't tricking people. Can a scumbag even count as a person? You actually don't want to trick a scumbag?"

"No, what I mean is," Zhang Tianyu said, "why trick him? Tricking people is so bad, so dishonest!

...Why not just kill him outright?"

"You can kill him, but you have to trick him for at least twenty years first," the system said.

"I accept!" Zhang Tianyu immediately agreed. "Even if you don't give me Innate Full Soul Power, I'll still accept! I finally got the chance to come here. Even if I don't get any girls, Yu Xiaogang must die! All scumbags and simps must die!"

"Notice: The host's values are a perfect match for the system! Therefore, the mission reward has been upgraded! An additional level will be added on top of Innate Full Soul Power!"

Awesome~ He got an extra level for free. Free stuff was always the best~

Zhang Tianyu left the alley and arrived on a bustling street. After casually asking a few people for directions, he easily made his way to the entrance of Nuoding Academy.

According to the plot, Tang San and his grandfather had not arrived yet, and Yu Xiaogang would only arrive after them. Therefore, Yu Xiaogang had to be somewhere in Nuoding City right now.

"System, can you help me locate him?"

"Notice: After activating the system, the host has one free chance to activate an auxiliary function. Once activated, that function will exist permanently. Would you like to activate the [Live Map] function? With this function, you can locate anyone in the current city anytime, anywhere."

Zhang Tianyu said, "What are we waiting for? Activate it!"

"Notice: Activation successful."

With a thought from Zhang Tianyu, an overhead map of Nuoding City immediately appeared in his mind. The locations of all major buildings were clear at a glance. With another thought, Yu Xiaogang's location was immediately highlighted.

Three streets away. He was wandering around. Good. Very good. Just wait, he was coming for him right now!

"Found him!" The moment Zhang Tianyu arrived on the street where Yu Xiaogang was, he spotted him.

Though his appearance was ordinary and unremarkable, the reek of scumbag aura around him could be smelled from a hundred meters away.

But now that he had found him, how should he go about tricking him? Zhang Tianyu had always been a law-abiding citizen. He had never done anything like tricking people.

Just as he was pondering a method, the notification sounded:

"Notice: Target locked. The host may devise a method to trick the target independently,"

"or choose to use the Tricking Items provided by the system:"

"1. Slippery Sole Oil. Remote use. After use, the target will take a face-first tumble. Duration: 20 seconds."

"2. Pepper Bomb. Remote use. After use, the target will sneeze wildly and tear up uncontrollably. Duration: 15 seconds."

"3. Fatigue Worm. Remote use. After use, the target will grow increasingly fatigued over time and collapse into unconscious sleep within half an hour."

"Since this is the first mission issued by the system, trial items are provided so the host can familiarize himself with the items' usage and the mission mechanics."

"Subsequent items must be exchanged and used with points."

Zhang Tianyu perked up. They all sounded pretty good. Which one should he choose?

Just then, his eyes suddenly lit up. Yu Xiaogang was scanning the shops along both sides of the street as he walked forward, and not far ahead of him, a pet dog from who knew whose home was relieving itself right in the street!

"Slippery Sole Oil, without question!"

"It has been placed in the storage space."

Zhang Tianyu looked up at the completely unaware Yu Xiaogang and gave a sly grin.

At this moment.

"Is that Master?"

"Hello, Master!"

"Master, you have time to stroll around today?"

"Master, come have a look around the shop!"

Quite a few people in the shops on both sides of the street knew Master. After all, there was only one Soul Master Academy in all of Nuoding City, and Master was a 'celebrity' at the academy, so naturally many people knew him.

Yu Xiaogang nodded rather stiffly in greeting. "Hello. I won't be going in today. I have other matters to attend to—ah!"

Whoosh!

Yu Xiaogang had no time to react before his feet suddenly slipped. He instantly lost his balance and fell at incredible speed toward the pet dog!

The pet dog jumped in fright. In its panic, it hurriedly dropped a massive turd and fled in terror. Yu Xiaogang was even more horrified as he watched his face get closer and closer to that huge pile!

"Oh no! Luoshanpao..."

Thud!

It was too late to summon Luoshanpao. Yu Xiaogang hit the pet dog's roadside business with perfect accuracy.

Fortunately, he was still a Soul Master. At the critical moment, he turned his head aside, keeping his face from making contact. However, his clothes were pressed firmly into it.

In an instant, the air fell silent.

Everyone stared blankly at the scene...

Oh heavens! This was too horrible!

Master... he, he, he fell into dog shit!

"Master, are you all right?"

"Oh, Master! You didn't hurt yourself in the fall, did you?"

"How hateful! Whose dog is this? How could it relieve itself in the middle of the street!"

"That's right! Absolutely hateful!"

The people in the shops along both sides of the street all spoke up. Some even stepped out to help, but when they got close, the thick stench stopped them in their tracks.

"I'm fine. It's nothing serious." Yu Xiaogang forced himself to his feet, his face burning.

What was going on? How could he suddenly fall for no reason?

And falling would have been one thing, but he had to fall into this pile of dog shit! Heavens, it was disgusting! No, he had to get out of here immediately and find a new set of clothes to change into!

With that thought, he lifted his foot to leave, but—whoosh!

Here we go again!

His feet slipped again, and with a thud, he fell to the ground once more!

Once again, he landed in the dog shit!

Th-This! What the hell was going on?!

The people on both sides of the street were dumbfounded!

Good grief, was he really just falling on flat ground? If he had tripped over something because he hadn't watched his step before, there was nothing in front of him now. Why did he fall on flat ground?

And once again, he landed with perfect accuracy in the dog shit. Did he like this stuff so much that he deliberately fell into it?

Yu Xiaogang was getting angry. He got to his feet and was about to stride away when—whoosh!

Plum Blossom Three Variations!