Douluo Dalu: I Can Become Stronger by Pitfalling Yu Xiaogang

As they spoke, the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent had already charged over. Zhang Tianyu did not even need to make a move; Zhao Wuji took care of the thing in no time.

Zhang Tianyu figured the guy might have been left itching for a fight after failing to beat up Ye Zhi Qiu last night. Before anyone else could act, he had already rushed in first.

Looking at the crested serpent lying on the ground, subdued, Xiao Wu felt somewhat reluctant. "Do we really have to hunt Spirit Beasts?"

Zhang Tianyu rubbed her head. "Not everyone can be like me and obtain Soul Rings through their Martial Soul's self-awakening."

Luckily, I have a Tool Spirit. If I had a Beast Spirit, people would definitely mistake me for a hundred-thousand-year transformed Spirit Beast.

Zhao Wuji took out a dagger and handed it to Oscar. "Hurry up. We don't want complications."

Oscar had just taken the dagger and was about to strike when an aged voice rang out. "Stop!"

The others froze. Zhang Tianyu immediately looked toward the source of the voice with anticipation, and his eyes lit up at once.

That pretty little face, that slightly wild aura, that tight leather outfit, that fiery hourglass figure!

prprpr!

Meng Yiran was mine!

Not even Dragon Duke Snake Matriarch could stop me from saying it!

Huh? You say her talent isn't good enough?

Come on, we're picking up girls here, not looking for a wife. Do you need to check a girl's talent and strength before pursuing her?

As long as she was pretty enough, hot enough, and had her own unique charm, that was enough!

The rest could be left to biological instinct.

Speaking of biological instinct, Zhang Tianyu's eyes suddenly lit up!

I have Snake Musk!

Meng Yiran's Martial Soul might not be a snake, but it was still connected to snakes.

Otherwise, that old woman Chao Tianxiang would not have said that snake-type Soul Rings suited Meng Yiran best.

Which raised a question—

Would Snake Musk have some effect on Meng Yiran?

"It will." The system gave a definite answer.

"Snake Musk causes snakes to go berserk not only because it draws their attention, but also because it releases pheromones that heighten the primal urges of snake-type creatures."

"It stirs up their urge to reproduce. Then the snakes rush over and discover that, damn it, the scent is coming from a human, so they go berserk and attack in a rage."

Zhang Tianyu lowered his head, his eyes gleaming. "In other words..."

The system said, "It is an exclusive aphrodisiac that only works on Meng Yiran."

Once Again, Grandmother and Granddaughter Both Fall!

"Of course, Meng Yiran is still human, and her Martial Soul is the Serpent Cane rather than a snake Beast Spirit, so the effect will not be that exaggerated."

Zhang Tianyu grinned. "Then this mission is practically free! With Snake Musk, won't this girl be easy to win over?"

As he said that, Zhang Tianyu suddenly froze, and another wonderful idea immediately appeared in his mind!

If Snake Musk worked on Meng Yiran, whose Martial Soul was the Serpent Cane—

Wouldn't it also work on Dugu Yan, whose Martial Soul was the Jade Phosphorous Serpent Emperor?

"Yes, and the effect would be even better," the system explained. "However, the Jade Phosphorous Serpent Emperor is a powerful Spirit Beast. Soul Masters with the corresponding Beast Spirit possess powerful mental strength as well. Therefore, low-grade and mid-grade Snake Musk are ineffective against her. Only high-grade and top-grade Snake Musk will work."

Wouldn't that be easy? He could just use the free trial when the time came.

Dugu Yan!

Like Meng Yiran, she was a wild little beauty, a gorgeous temptation that radiated danger!

Getting wild with a girl like that... just thinking about it was fucking explosive!

Zhang Tianyu quickly turned his head away, afraid someone might see the lecherous grin on his face.

Fortunately, he was standing behind Dai Mubai. Dai Mubai's tall frame hid most of him, and everyone's attention was focused on Zhao Wuji and Chao Tianxiang, the two experts, so no one noticed him.

"However, Host, please do not use it on the Sky Azure Bull Python." The system issued a warning.

Zhang Tianyu: ...

Do you think I'm an idiot? Why would I use that stuff in front of that huge thing?

I don't want to become the second Chrysanthemum Douluo!

By then, the situation between Zhao Wuji and Chao Tianxiang had more or less reached its conclusion.

Neither side would yield. Zhao Wuji was worried that Dragon Duke Meng Shu might be nearby and did not want to tear things apart completely, so he simply proposed that one of his students compete with Meng Yiran.

Naturally, I, Zhang Tianyu, had to take such a good opportunity!

"Teacher Zhao, I'll spar with her in Oscar's place."

Mid-grade Snake Musk used successfully!

Remaining uses: 1/2!

"Blocking Field activated," the system's voice followed. "The range of the Snake Musk has been restricted to within thirty meters. Host need not worry about attracting the attention of other snakes."

"Sister System is the best! If you had a physical body, I'd definitely kiss you! Hehehe!"

Seeing Zhang Tianyu step forward voluntarily, Oscar was deeply moved!

What loyalty! What a brother!

The moment Zhang Tianyu stepped out, both Chao Tianxiang and Meng Yiran's expressions changed slightly.

At that moment, Zhang Tianyu suddenly realized something.

Fuck!

Meng Yiran's Martial Soul was the Serpent Cane, but so was Chao Tianxiang's!

So if Snake Musk could attract Meng Yiran...

Damn it, naturally it would attract Chao Tianxiang too!

Fuck, how did I forget that?

"What are you afraid of?" the system mocked. "When you were on Earth, didn't you date a grandmother and granddaughter at the same time? This is basic stuff for you."

"Fuck, how can that be the same? That grandmother and granddaughter were only seven or eight years apart! This grandmother and granddaughter are an actual grandmother and granddaughter, separated by decades! I'm not that depraved!"

"I hope so," the system said.

Sure enough, as time passed, the way Meng Yiran looked at Zhang Tianyu became more and more inappropriate.

She looked like a lovesick young girl who had met the handsome youth she had entwined with in her dreams.

Her gaze was hazy, her breathing uneven, and her face flushed like peach blossoms...

She seemed to have the urge to set off a blazing fire of passion with him.

To everyone else, that was a perfectly normal reaction.

After all, Tianyu was Shrek Academy's finest flower.

In terms of looks, he could punch Oscar and kick Dai Mubai aside.

Even in all of Suotuo City, his looks stood at the very peak.

And Meng Yiran was a young girl in the bloom of youth. Seeing a handsome guy, taking a liking to him, and stealing a few more glances was completely normal.

But—

What kind of look was that, Chao Tianxiang?

Hey, hey! Wake up! Why did you look like you were about to drool?

You old hag, have you no shame? Why were you staring at Tianyu like that?

At that moment, Chao Tianxiang's eyes were glowing green, like a hungry wolf that had spotted tender meat!

Still, she was an old woman who had weathered plenty of storms.

She soon noticed that the atmosphere was off, quickly regained her senses, and adjusted her state of mind.

"Who is this little brother?" Chao Tianxiang asked, swallowing audibly.

Zhao Wuji took two deep breaths and forced down the urge in his chest. "He is a student of Shrek Academy. He is only twelve this year, and he will fight in place of our food-type student."

"Twelve? Hmm, he certainly looks quite outstanding!" Chao Tianxiang sized Zhang Tianyu up from head to toe.

She also found it strange that such a bizarre urge had arisen within her.

She had seen plenty of handsome men over the years. She knew her own limits and had never felt any such impulse before. Why today...

It was as though this boy had struck directly at her weakness!

Strange. This boy was truly strange!

If possible, she ought to poach him and bring him back to the family for a proper... ahem, not proper training, proper research!

"Sister Chao, I think you should show a little restraint. If you have no objections, shall we let them begin their spar?"

Chao Tianxiang suddenly snapped back to her senses. "Ah, yes, they may begin! Yiran... Yiran?"

Chao Tianxiang turned toward Meng Yiran and found that she had already become dazed, staring fixedly at Zhang Tianyu.

There even seemed to be tiny red hearts in her eyes.

"Ahem! Yiran!"

"Yes! Grandmother!" Meng Yiran suddenly came back to herself.

"Have a spar with this boy. Be careful."

"Yes, Grandmother."

Meng Yiran eagerly stepped forward and summoned her Serpent Cane. "Meng Yiran, level-thirty, two-ring Battle Soul Master. Martial Soul: Serpent Cane."

As she spoke, she could not help extending her small tongue to lick her lips.

Oh my god! That was way too seductive!

That sight sent Zhang Tianyu's memories drifting back to Earth, to a certain afternoon many years ago...

But he had enough self-control for this much.

"Zhang Tianyu, level-thirty-eight, three-ring Battle Soul Master. Martial Soul: Huangquan."

He spread his hands, and Huangquan appeared before his chest. In an instant, Zhang Tianyu transformed once more into that wickedly charming appearance.

The instant Meng Yiran and Chao Tianxiang heard "level thirty-eight," their jaws nearly dropped!

Level thirty-eight? How was that possible? He was only twelve!

But when that wickedly charming appearance appeared before Meng Yiran, she fell silent, then stared at him in a daze...

Level thirty-eight no longer mattered.

The Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent no longer mattered.

The third Soul Ring mattered even less.

All she knew now was that Zhang Tianyu was so handsome, so charming. Her entire mind was filled with Zhang Tianyu!

"Both sides, prepare yourselves. Begin!" Zhao Wuji gave the order.

Huangquan shot forth, and Meng Yiran offered no resistance as Huangquan pressed against her neck.

"I lost. I admit defeat." Meng Yiran stared straight at Zhang Tianyu, her voice trembling slightly.

"What a slut," Ning Rongrong muttered.

Zhu Zhuqing and Xiao Wu shared the same enemy and agreed!

You Think You Can Catch Me?

"You..." Meng Yiran seemed possessed, staring fixedly at Zhang Tianyu as she took several dazed steps forward.

Xiao Wu could not stand it anymore. She strode forward and blocked Zhang Tianyu, glaring angrily at Meng Yiran. "What are you trying to do? Stay away from us!"