Douluo Dalu: I Can Become Stronger by Pitfalling Yu Xiaogang

Then everyone immediately looked behind the serving counter,

Clang clang clang clang,

[Limited Yu Xiaogang Chef Skin] made a dazzling entrance!

"Teacher!" Tang San immediately looked stunned!

Other than Zhang Tianyu and Xiao Wu, everyone else was taken aback.

A faintly blank smile appeared on Yu Xiaogang's blank face. "You're all here. Sit down and eat."

Everyone hurriedly sat down. Yu Xiaogang said, "Eat up. We still have to gather at the training ground afterward."

Just then, Flender walked in. Seeing the lavish breakfast, he froze. "Good grief, Xiaogang, how much did this meal cost?"

Yu Xiaogang's face darkened. "These children are growing. They need nutrition badly. How can they live on pickles and rice porridge every day?"

"But... the academy's funds are tight..."

"You're the dean. Figure it out." After saying that, Yu Xiaogang turned and returned to the stove to toss in a few more pieces of firewood.

Hearing that, everyone was deeply moved!

Tang San's teacher was too good!

Their first impression of him was a perfect score!

Zhang Tianyu was also moved. With a subtle flick of his finger—

Item [Fuse] used.

However—

Flender pulled a long face. "Where am I supposed to find a solution?"

Yu Xiaogang turned to look at him. "Enter competitions. Work as a hired fighter. There's always a way to make money."

The moment he finished speaking, Ma Hongjun went "Pfft!" and sprayed all the rice in his mouth!

Everyone froze, looked up at Ma Hongjun, then followed his gaze to Yu Xiaogang. Everyone was dumbfounded!

Oh no! Master! Your hair was on fire!

"Teacher!" Tang San shot to his feet. "Your hair!"

Yu Xiaogang froze and asked blankly, "What's wrong with my hair?"

Zhang Tianyu nearly spat out his food too!

And he was still asking what was wrong?

Couldn't he smell the scent of burning pig bristles?

Flender noticed Yu Xiaogang's burning hair as well and was instantly startled. "Xiaogang, the stove fire set your hair alight!"

Only then did Yu Xiaogang realize his head was burning hot. He hurriedly raised a hand to pat it out!

In his panic, Flender couldn't think of anything else. He lowered his head, spotted a bucket of water nearby, immediately picked it up, and dumped it over Yu Xiaogang!

Splash~

Yu Xiaogang instantly became a drowned rat.

His clothes were also covered in grease stains, rotten vegetable leaves, and filthy wastewater, and an unpleasant smell spread through the air.

The fire had been extinguished, but Yu Xiaogang was even more devastated. "Oh no! That was the water used to scrub pots and wash vegetables!"

Flender: "...Uh... I didn't know!"

"I need to change clothes!" Yu Xiaogang hurried outside.

Item [Super Glue] used.

"Ah!" Yu Xiaogang's foot, moving quickly forward, suddenly stopped. He instantly lost his balance and pitched forward!

Bang!

His forehead slammed straight into the threshold, and his head immediately began to buzz!

Even though they knew laughing would cost them merit, everyone still wanted to laugh at this sight!

"Master, are you alright?!"

Tang San rushed over. "Teacher, are you alright?!"

Item [Slippery Sole Oil] used.

Tang San's foot suddenly slipped. What the hell?! he roared inwardly as he rapidly fell forward.

Bang!

His entire body crashed onto Yu Xiaogang!

Steady, precise, ruthless!

"Ah!" Yu Xiaogang suffered another heavy blow!

"Oh no! Xiaosan! Master! Are you alright?" Oscar, who was closest to them, hurriedly stood up and prepared to help—

Item [Slippery Sole Oil] redeemed and used.

"Ow!"

Oscar cried out,

Bang!

Oscar landed on top of Tang San!

Steady, precise, ruthless!

Yu Xiaogang, trapped at the very bottom, suffered another heavy blow!

"What the hell is going on?!"

Everyone was stunned. Dai Mubai hurriedly got up and walked over.

"Don't come over!" Yu Xiaogang let out a miserable scream.

However, it was already too late.

Item [Slippery Sole Oil] redeemed and used.

"Fuck!" Dai Mubai cried out as he slipped—

Bang!

The four of them successfully formed a human stack!

"Ah!" Yu Xiaogang, at the very bottom, let out another scream!

Everyone: ...

How miserable!

Master was too miserable!

But for some reason, they really wanted to laugh. They were about to spit out their food!

Zhang Tianyu looked shocked, but he was laughing inside.

Slippery Sole Oil only cost one Reward Point to redeem. It truly was cheap happiness!

Unfortunately, it couldn't be used in combat.

A Genuine Master and Disciple

The scene fell silent.

Almost everyone stared wide-eyed and open-mouthed at the sight before them.

For a moment, the few people still standing thought this was some kind of "welcome ceremony" for Master.

After all, this was Monster Academy. Monsters naturally thought differently from normal people, so it made sense for them to come up with an unusual welcome ceremony.

But judging from Tang San, Oscar, and Dai Mubai's bewildered, grimacing expressions, this was clearly an accident.

Everyone's impression of Yu Xiaogang changed.

He didn't seem like the legendary Master who was stern and scholarly. Instead, he seemed more like a comedic character.

Then everyone recalled Tang San's usual performance...

Although his cultivation speed was quite fast, he was useless whenever a fight broke out. In summary, there were only two words for it—pathetic.

Thinking about it that way, Tang San was definitely a comedic character too.

What a genuine master-disciple pair!

"Xiaogang, are... are you alright?" Flender cautiously took a few steps forward.

"Don't... don't come over..." Yu Xiaogang said with some difficulty. "The God of Misfortune has descended again. I've started having bad luck again. Don't get too close to me."

"Alright, alright." Flender quickly said.

Everyone got chills from hearing that.

The God of Misfortune had descended?

And it had fucking descended again?

All they could say was, good grief!

"Boss Dai, get up already! My waist!" Oscar wailed.

Dai Mubai cautiously stood up, but the instant he straightened his body, he slipped again—

Bang!

Dai Mubai crashed back down onto Oscar.

"Ah! My waist!" Oscar cried out in pain.

Dai Mubai was dumbfounded. "What's going on? What the hell is this? Why is this damn ground so slippery?"

"Maybe there's water on the ground." Tang San, pinned beneath them, said with difficulty as well.

Only then did everyone remember the bucket of water Flender had dumped earlier.

Flender: ...

So it was my fault?

Yu Xiaogang was very composed. After waiting roughly ten seconds for the Slippery Sole Oil's duration to run out, he finally said, "That should be enough. Try getting up first."

Oscar hurriedly said, "Boss Dai, slow down!"

"Got it." Dai Mubai slowly rose. This time, he finally stood steady, and everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The others got up one after another. Yu Xiaogang and Tang San were in the worst shape.

Yu Xiaogang had already been drenched from head to toe, and after falling to the ground, he had gotten dirt all over himself too.

Tang San had landed on Yu Xiaogang, so the front of his clothes was covered in filthy water as well.

Oscar and Dai Mubai were in much better condition, but it was still embarrassing.

They had embarrassed themselves in front of Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing!

Social Death!

"I'm going to change clothes." Yu Xiaogang said, then quickly left without looking back.

"I'll change too." Tang San followed close behind.

Without saying a word, Flender followed the two of them out.

Looking at Dai Mubai and Oscar's dark faces, everyone wanted to laugh, but they held it in.

Notification: [The green hills remain, the clear waters flow] mission complete! Received basic rewards: Soul Power Level +1, Reward Points +1!

Notification: Yu Xiaogang embarrassed himself in front of nine people and successfully pitfalled Tang San, Oscar, and Dai Mubai. Mission rewards increased! Total rewards received: Soul Power Level +3, Reward Points +30!

Current level: Level 45. Current total points: 2080.

Ah! So satisfying!