"You stripped the whole place bare?! Where did you hide it all?"
Dugu Bo flashed forward, rushing up to Chen Yang and fumbling all over him with both hands.
"Hey! You can't touch there!"
Chen Yang abruptly hunched over and stepped back.
Dugu Bo hastily withdrew his hands and gave two slightly embarrassed coughs before changing the subject. "Well... where should I find you in the future?"
"Shrek Academy, Suotuo City."
Dugu Bo knitted his brows, privately bewildered. Shrek Academy? I've never heard that name before.
He bit the bullet and said:
"Shrek Academy, eh? Now that's a fine place. I've been planning to send my granddaughter there for ages, but things kept getting in the way, so I put her in Heaven Dou Royal Academy temporarily. Why don't I have her enroll with you now?"
Chen Yang gave him a dead-fish stare, utterly speechless, then punctured his bluff with a single sentence. "You have no idea what Shrek Academy is, do you?"
Dugu Bo's expression stiffened, and he stubbornly tried to salvage his story. "How could I not know! Shrek Academy... it... uh... its buildings are magnificent, and its teaching methods are second to none. It's absolutely a first-rate soul master academy!"
Listening to his praise, which was riddled with holes, Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong couldn't help bursting into laughter.
Even Zhu Zhuqing couldn't keep a straight face, a faint smile curling her lips.
Dugu Bo looked at Chen Yang in confusion.
"Did I say something wrong?"
"Shrek Academy is just some lousy, fly-by-night school. It doesn't even have a classroom building, let alone top-notch teaching methods..."
Dugu Bo's mouth twitched at Chen Yang's words.
Remembering what he had just said, he felt as though he had been slapped across the face several times.
"The Shrek Academy I'm