"Every Ork has a mission of his own, and you lot will have yours someday too. Kuka, the Divine Messenger of Gork and Mork, has a mission: to deliver their divine commands and tell us what they want to say."
All the Orks, Kuka included, nodded in agreement.
"Facing the C'tan Shard, Kuka roared on behalf of Gork and Mork, 'Fuck it up!' At that instant, boundless courage surged through every Nob's heart."
"Our war cries rang through the entire space. Tiny as we were, our attacks and our courage shook the whole mountain range."
Cheng Mingrui's voice rose too. Although he was trying to sell them a story, his feelings back then had been genuine. Orks really were a bunch of hot-blooded bastards.
"The C'tan Shard got scared. The shameless bastard targeted Kuka, crushing down on him with its body. Even in the final instant before little Kuka was flattened, he was still attacking with his fists."
"In the last moment of his life, Kuka was still carrying out his mission, still fulfilling the divine command of Gork and Mork."
Cheng Mingrui's words set the surrounding Orks' blood boiling. They wished they had been on that battlefield fighting the C'tan Shard themselves. Kuka was especially moved. He had all those memories, but they felt less like something he had experienced himself and more like images he had watched.
One Mekboy even shouted, "It's all true! Boss Copperhead was there too. He's told us about it loads of times when we were bullshitting!"
"I'm Slick, the Chosen of Gork and Mork. Kuka is their Divine Messenger. Kuka delivers the divine commands, and I, Slick, carry them out. Gork and Mork said to smash the C'tan Shard, so I had to smash it to bits."
"It's hard for me to explain