You don't understand my... feelings?
Lin Ke only wished he had some sunflower seeds right now so he could enjoy the show.
The Purple-Patterned White Tiger was stunned too. "You... what did you say?"
"At this point, I have nothing more to say," the Snow-White Lynx said coldly. "Have this mighty expert kill me. But... I will not submit."
With that, the Snow-White Lynx gathered her strength, preparing for a desperate fight to the death.
"Wait." Lin Ke hurriedly raised a hand to stop the Snow-White Lynx from attacking.
He was rather speechless and wanted to give the Purple-Patterned White Tiger a beating.
Fucking clueless idiot!
Of course, although he had ways to kill the Snow-White Lynx, burning through his trump cards for no reason other than decorating his cave abode would be insane.
It was like renovating a house in his previous life and running out of tiles, then spending his cancer treatment money to buy more. Wouldn't that be insane?
"Foolish children, foolish children."
An idea struck him, and Lin Ke immediately shook his head. The power of reform within him transformed into literary qi:
"The tangled love and resentment between you two truly moves me. As it happens, one of my disciples is an eminent monk of the Buddhist Path. If you wish, I can have him sever your romantic bond. How does that sound?"
"No!"
"No!"
Unexpectedly, the Purple-Patterned White Tiger and the Snow-White Lynx refused in unison.
Lin Ke glanced at the Purple-Patterned White Tiger behind him with a half-smile, then looked at the Snow-White Lynx crouching in front of him.
The Purple-Patterned White Tiger immediately lowered his head in embarrassment.
The Snow-White Lynx, however, raised her head to look at Lin Ke.
Lin Ke laughed twice. "In that case, Snow-White Lynx, please enter my