[Ding! Received 3 million negative emotion points from Jiraiya!]
Good grief.
He had thought the various points Aunt Orochimaru provided were already absurd enough.
Who knew that merely interrupting Jiraiya's material gathering would provoke such a huge emotional reaction?
The negative points he had racked up in this short time were already approaching ten million.
"Huh? Pervy... Sage!??"
Jiraiya pointed at Naruto angrily. "Who told you I was the Pervy Sage?"
"Uh... Kakashi-sensei." Seeing how angry Jiraiya looked, Naruto quickly explained, "Kakashi-sensei said my special training instructor was the Toad Sage, but since our first meeting as master and student was at a hot spring bathhouse, my girlfriend named you the Pervy Sage on the spot."
[Ding! Received 2 million negative emotion points from Jiraiya!]
At the mention of a girlfriend, Jiraiya instantly deflated, looking as though he had aged more than a decade.
"Even a brat like this has a girlfriend? And I... what's the point of living anymore?"
Sigh...
Seeing him like that, Naruto pressed on. "Pervy Sage, are you going to teach me some powerful ninjutsu?"
"Not in the mood."
"Then are you going to teach me some really powerful taijutsu?"
"Not in the mood."
"Then do you want to see a pretty girl?"
"Not... wait... where?"
Where was she?
Jiraiya looked around, but upon discovering there wasn't a soul here besides Naruto, he sank back into despair.
"Transform!"
Poof!
"Ahh-"
Wreathed in mist, a girl with blonde twin tails took Jiraiya's hand with a petulant look and said in a soft, sultry voice, "Jiraiya-sama... won't you teach little old me some ninjutsu?"
[Ding! Received 5 million shock points and 5 million negative emotion points from Jiraiya!!!]
"Pfft..."
The instant he saw Naruto's Transformation Technique, Jiraiya spurted blood and sprang back