Sonia came out after washing up in the restroom and saw Diya sitting in front of the Floor Mirror with her legs spread. She opened the fridge, saw it was stuffed full of pineapple juice, casually pulled out a bottle, stood beside Diya and drank it down, then brought a knife-hand down hard on Diya's head.
"Ah! Sword Maiden, what are you doing this early in the morning!?"
"That's my line! Even if you got in the mood first thing in the morning, you should've gone back to your own room. Why are you doing it here in front of the mirror? You perverted Witch!"
"You've got it wrong!" The Witch sighed, wearing an expression that said, "I forgive your ignorance," and explained, "I'm not horny. I just wanted to look at my!"
Sonia's face went utterly speechless. "Isn't that even more perverted? And why did you suddenly want to look? Have you finally gotten so narcissistic you think every inch of your body is flawless?"
"I was already a beautiful girl with no blind spots from any angle!" Diya declared proudly. "I just wanted to verify whether it was an illusion..."
Sonia asked, "What illusion?"
"It's just... I felt so good last night, like I'd made a cream puff." Diya closed her eyes, a blush gradually rising over her pretty face. "I can still recall that warm flow even now..."
"And you still say you're not horny first thing in the morning!" Sonia viciously thumped the Witch's skull again and snapped, "Also, don't confuse dreams with reality. Even if you want to make a cream puff, no one here can provide you with cream. Honestly... how can someone's IQ get lower and lower after becoming a Demigod..."
Diya rubbed her head and looked at Sonia with a subtle gaze,