"...The most effective way to counter a domain is to expand a domain of our own."
The moment I heard that, I knew the iconic scene was coming. He was going to take off his blindfold and expand his domain! Aaaaaaaaaah!
"When both sides expand their domains at the same time, the more refined cursed technique gains the advantage. Though compatibility and the amount of cursed energy matter too."
His fingers touched his blindfold! That face, that face, that breathtaking face!
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes!!!
"Don't think you'll even leave ashes behind, Satoru Gojo!" Jogo unleashed a burst of power, sending rubble and lava hurtling toward us with terrifying force.
What? Jogo, how dare you interrupt my appreciation of that gorgeous face? Unforgivable!
Satoru Gojo pulled his blindfold all the way down. "Domain Expansion."
"[Unlimited Void]"
A burst of dazzling light erupted. I narrowed my eyes, staring fixedly at Satoru Gojo's godlike face through the slits.
Oh my god, pant, pant, pant, pant! That pretty little face, that soft white hair, those fluttering, delicate lashes! Gojo kitty was the cutest without his blindfold!!!
So cute, so cute! Waaaah, baby, let Mommy give you a kiss~
Who cared about Jogo, domains, or cursed spirits? All I could see was this baby, fresh and tender as a little green onion. Who would believe this was an old man pushing thirty!!!
When I finally came back to my senses, I felt as though I stood within the boundless expanse of the universe.
So this was [Unlimited Void]. Look at Jogo questioning his entire existence. I almost felt sorry for him~ (Scratch that.)
As expected of Satoru Gojo.
One day, I would become someone like him.
"This is the inside of 'Limitless.' 'Perception' and 'communication'-the processes involved in 'living'-are forcibly repeated countless times."
"Ironic, isn't it? You're given everything, yet you can't do anything."
Oh boy. Suddenly, this wasn't funny anymore.
"But I still have some questions for you, so I'll leave it at that and spare your life for now."
Satoru Gojo forcibly tore Jogo's head off. Blood burst out instantly, but Limitless blocked it all.
Limitless, another five-star review.
"Now, who sent you?" Satoru Gojo planted a foot on Jogo's head and used one hand to put his blindfold back on.
I happened to be standing behind Satoru Gojo, where I could admire his big booty and long legs.
Only Satoru Gojo could turn a Jujutsu High uniform into a bodycon skirt. I wondered just how perky that booty under his uniform was...
Satoru Gojo inexplicably felt a chill across his backside. But Edano was the only person behind him?
He quietly lowered his leg.
I considered that a real shame.
In the distance.
"Ah~ What do you think? Going to save him?"
"I can't let anyone connected to Jujutsu High see me, so I'll head back first. Go ahead if you want to save him. I didn't realize you were capable of feelings like that."
Hanami conjured a flower at their fingertips.
"Ba-ba-la-ba-la-ba-la-ba-la." Then they vanished from the spot.
"Quite bold for a mere cursed spirit..."
"...A first-year Special Grade student? How interesting." With his hands clasped behind his back, "Suguru Geto" walked away smiling.
And the system streamed all of this live to me.
[Host, Brain Flower seems to have noticed you.] [Tch, how annoying. When I get back, I'm going to a hot pot restaurant to eat pig brains!]
I turned my attention back.
"So you aren't acting on someone's orders... What would you gain by killing me?"
"Anyway, who's working against us?"
"Tch. Who'd tell you, you little brat?"
"Still refusing to talk, huh? In that case, it's my turn." I had thought of a brilliant idea.
"[Eat Shit]"
As soon as I said it, a bird flew overhead. With a splat, a lump of bird poop landed in Jogo's mouth while he was shouting.
"What is this?"
Jogo failed to process what had happened and instinctively smacked his lips.
"Pfft, hahahahahahahaha! Mr. Mount Fuji, why are you eating bird poop? Hahahahahahahaha!" Yuji Itadori mocked him without mercy.
"Hahahahaha! Edano, you're so clever! Your teacher absolutely adores you! Hahahahaha!" Satoru Gojo laughed so hard he couldn't straighten up.
"You! You rotten brat! I'll kill you!!" Jogo's entire head turned red with rage.
Just as I prepared to use another cursed speech command, a vine shot out of the ground, separated Satoru Gojo from Jogo, and rapidly blossomed into a sea of flowers.
"Wow~"
"Flowers~"
"So pretty~"
Little pink flowers seemed to float around all three of us.
Smack. Satoru Gojo gave himself a light slap to snap out of it. "This is jujutsu. It weakens your will to fight."
"Waaaah-!" Still caught in the jujutsu, Yuji Itadori was suddenly seized by a vine and flung into the air. At that very moment, Hanami swiftly carried off Jogo's head.
"[Thunderclap Explosion]"
The vine snapped, and Yuji Itadori was successfully rescued.
Satoru Gojo moved to pursue them, but stopped a moment later. "They got away. They're very good at concealing their presence."
This one was more dangerous than Volcano Head.
"Cursed spirits of this caliber are banding together? How exciting." Satoru Gojo propped his chin on one hand.
"I hope all of you can get strong enough to deal with that level of opponent~" Satoru Gojo abruptly turned around, interrupting Yuji, who was kneeling on the ground blaming himself.
"...I have to fight that?"
"The more specific your goal, the better~ Oh, I'm so glad I brought you two along to watch today~"
"This is so ridiculous. Is Gojo-sensei serious...?" Yuji whispered in my ear.
"Of course he is. But Gojo-sensei can hear you, you know." I gave him a mischievous smile.
That earned me a Yuji with violently trembling pupils.
"Once you've set your goal, all you need to do is charge straight toward it. Let's move the schedule up a little. For the next month, you'll watch movies and fight me. You too, Edano. Come spar with your teacher! Hahahahahaha!"
I was doomed. No, please-!!!
"If I fight you for a month, will I still be alive afterward...?"
"Then I've got even less chance of surviving."
Waaaah, fellow sufferers, clinging to each other and sobbing.
"After that comes practical experience. You'll complete several major missions. Fundamentals and application. Once you've mastered both, you can make a dazzling debut at the Goodwill Event!"
"I have a question, sensei!" Yuji raised his hand.
"Go ahead, Yuji!"
"What's the Goodwill Event?"
"...Huh? Didn't I tell you?"
"..."
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