Multiverse Mayhem: My Honkai Impact on Everyday Life
Chapter 30

Multiverse Anime, I Write Honkai Impact in Daily Life

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Mashiro Chinana: "I want to chat with Ayano a bit longer. Don't worry, Luo Yu."

After receiving an affirmative answer, Luo Yu walked towards Yukino Yukinoshita and the others.

"Yo!" Luo Yu greeted them as he approached.

"It's Luo Yu," Hachiman Hikigaya said, patting his chest. "Hearing that greeting, I thought Yui had arrived."

"What's up? Looks like you guys came out without Dumpling?" Luo Yu asked knowingly.

"Yui's birthday is in a few days, so we're picking out a gift," Yukino Yukinoshita explained. "What about you, Luo Yu? Why are you here?"

"I'm here to pick out a birthday present for Dumpling too," Luo Yu casually stated the reason he'd just heard. "Speaking of which, Yukinoshita-senpai, you changed your hairstyle? Pigtails? It looks pretty good."

Yukino Yukinoshita replied in a flat tone, "Thank you for the compliment."

"You totally just thought of that!" Hachiman Hikigaya teased Luo Yu about his reason.

"Does it matter? I don't have anything else to do right now, and Dumpling is my friend too. Why don't we go together?"

Naturally, Luo Yu joined the gift-picking group.

"So, who is this cute young lady?" Luo Yu asked Komachi Hikigaya.

"That's right, Hachiman, you haven't introduced the young lady beside you," Yukino Yukinoshita also questioned.

"Hello, I'm Komachi Hikigaya. My brother usually troubles you all," Komachi Hikigaya politely introduced herself.

"I'm Luo Yu, your brother's friend," Luo Yu introduced himself to Komachi Hikigaya.

"Oh! You're Luo Yu-senpai!" Komachi Hikigaya clasped Luo Yu's hands. "I thought my brother was lying, I didn't expect him to actually make friends. Luo Yu-senpai, thank you so much. For being friends with my useless brother."

"Don't worry, Komachi!" Luo Yu's expression turned serious. "Even if Hachiman is useless, I'll still be his friend."

Hachiman Hikigaya: "You two, stop talking trash about me for no reason."

"Sigh~ But Komachi isn't wrong. Brother is indeed useless. He hasn't made any friends in his entire year of high school. At home too, I'm the one doing all the chores. If this keeps up, I'm really worried you'll become a societal dropout, brother," Komachi Hikigaya sighed.

"Komachi, you've worked hard," Luo Yu said, looking at Komachi Hikigaya with pity. "From what I know of Hachiman, Komachi, you'll probably have to support him for the rest of your life."

"What can I do?" Komachi Hikigaya sighed lightly. "After all, he's my brother. Even if he becomes a societal dropout, Komachi will still support him."

"Komachi is such a good sister. Why don't you ditch Hachiman and become my sister instead?"

Luo Yu couldn't resist trying to poach someone else's sister.

Chapter 45: Picking Gifts

"Luo Yu, don't go around poaching other people's sisters," Hachiman Hikigaya finally broke his silence.

"Thank you for your kind offer, Luo Yu-senpai, but Komachi doesn't plan on leaving my brother," Komachi Hikigaya replied.

"Komachi," Hachiman Hikigaya looked at his sister, touched.

"After all, without Komachi, useless brother won't be able to live anymore."

Crack! Someone's heart just shattered.

"That's right, I underestimated Hachiman's level of uselessness," Luo Yu said thoughtfully. "It seems there's no other way."

"Yeah, who told you my brother is so useless?" Komachi Hikigaya spread her hands and shrugged.

Then, Luo Yu and Komachi Hikigaya exchanged a look and both started laughing.

Luo Yu: "You're completely different from your brother."

Komachi Hikigaya: "Aren't you the same, Luo Yu-senpai? You're so interesting, I can't imagine how someone like you became friends with my brother."

Luo Yu: "Perhaps it's fate."

"But Komachi is finally relieved now," Komachi said playfully, hands behind her back. "Brother has truly made a very good friend."

"Then, this older sister? What's your relationship with my brother?" Komachi Hikigaya asked Yukino Yukinoshita.

"Me? Nice to meet you, I'm Yukino Yukinoshita. Hachiman's relationship with me..." Yukino Yukinoshita began to ponder. "Not classmates, not friends. Regrettably, acquaintances?"

"Why is it a question? And what do you mean by 'regrettably'?" Hachiman Hikigaya recovered and commented on Yukino Yukinoshita's answer.

He seems to have recovered quite well.

"Since we all know each other now, what should we do next?" Luo Yu's question brought everyone back to the task of picking gifts.

"Let's go with the most efficient approach. I'll go this way," Hachiman Hikigaya suggested.

"Then I'll go across," Yukino Yukinoshita also chose her direction.

"You know," Luo Yu said, a bit troubled, "since we're all out together, why don't we just shop together?"

"Huh?" Hachiman Hikigaya's eyes widened. "Wouldn't that be completely inefficient? Ow!"

"Shut up, idiot brother!" Komachi Hikigaya stopped her fist from hitting Hachiman Hikigaya. "Yukino-nee, let's go shopping together."

"But, we won't be able to see all the shops this way," Yukino Yukinoshita seemed hesitant.

"It's fine. From what I know of Dumpling," Luo Yu pointed to a spot on the map, "anything bought around here will definitely be fine."

After making their decision, the group headed towards the mall. Where Yukino Yukinoshita and Hachiman Hikigaya couldn't see. Luo Yu and Komachi Hikigaya exchanged a quiet conversation.

"Well done, Luo Yu-senpai," Komachi Hikigaya gave Luo Yu a thumbs-up.

"You're cooperating well too, Komachi."

"Didn't you just give me a look, Luo Yu-senpai?"

"Honestly, I wasn't sure if you'd even understand my glance."

"So, Luo Yu-senpai, what exactly is the relationship between my brother and Yukino-nee?"

Seeing Komachi Hikigaya's face full of curiosity, Luo Yu naturally chose to—be a riddle master.

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"You'll know their relationship once you see it yourself."

If you ask me, I don't know either. After all, this is reality, not a light novel from My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected. If this were just the world of My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected, I could tell you with certainty that she's your future sister-in-law. But this is a mixed world, and no one knows what will happen next.

It's like giving a math problem to a high school student; they might give you ten different ways to solve it. But if you ask a college student, they'll just tell you that the school cafeteria is open until ten.

So, don't keep asking me, the entertainment seeker. Go see for yourself, maybe you can become a fellow shipper with me.

"If Luo Yu-senpai doesn't want to say it, fine." Komachi Hikigaya ran towards Yukino Yukinoshita, making a face at Luo Yu before leaving.

And so, the four of them, chatting and laughing—well, all three of them except Hachiman Hikigaya—arrived at their destination. Though Luo Yu would occasionally say a few words to Hachiman Hikigaya along the way.

"So, what should we actually choose? Do any of you have any ideas?" Yukino Yukinoshita initiated the question.

"Since it's a birthday gift for a girl, shouldn't we get clothes or jewelry?" Komachi Hikigaya offered a useful suggestion.

"Even if you say that, I don't know much about girls' hobbies," Hachiman Hikigaya said.

"I don't know Yui's hobbies either," Yukino Yukinoshita seemed a bit troubled.

"As for Dumpling, she seems to be into cooking lately," Luo Yu reminded them.

"How do you know that?"

Hachiman Hikigaya was very curious. Luo Yu and Yui Yuigahama didn't usually interact much, so why would he know information that he himself didn't know?

"After all, I did promise to bring her into the culinary world (even if it's the Dark Cuisine World). It's normal for her to message me asking about learning to cook, right?" Luo Yu said, shaking his phone.

"Cooking?" Yukino Yukinoshita mused. Then she walked into a kitchenware store.

Picking up a frying pan, Yukino Yukinoshita asked everyone, "What do you think about us getting Yui kitchenware as a gift?"

"No, I think kitchenware is too advanced for Yui," Hachiman Hikigaya rejected the idea.

"I also think kitchenware is too early for Dumpling right now," Luo Yu added his opinion. "How about an apron? I think giving Dumpling an apron would be nice."

"An apron? That sounds good. Wait a moment, everyone."

Saying that, Yukino Yukinoshita chose an apron and tied it around herself.

"How does it look?"

"Even if you ask me how it looks, I can't think of anything other than 'very suitable'."

Hachiman, your tone is a bit shaky.

"It looks pretty good." This was Luo Yu.

"Thank you, but I wasn't asking myself. I was asking how it would look on Yui," Yukino Yukinoshita started looking in the mirror.

"For Yui, she'd probably prefer something soft and floaty, the kind that looks incredibly silly at first glance," Hachiman Hikigaya ruthlessly commented on Yui Yuigahama's taste.

"To be honest, Hachiman, you're right this time."

Although I don't want to say this about Dumpling, it's indeed the truth.

"Even though you guys are being mean, it's so vivid that I can't refute it."

It seemed even Yukino Yukinoshita couldn't falsely affirm Yui Yuigahama's taste.

"I think this one looks pretty good," Luo Yu pointed to a pink apron with a dog pattern on it. "Yukino-senpai, what do you think?"

Yukino Yukinoshita imagined Yui Yuigahama wearing the apron and said, "It looks pretty good. Let's go with this one."

Yukino Yukinoshita picked up the apron, preparing to pay.

Suddenly, a voice called out.

"Yukino?"

Chapter 46: Haruno Yukinoshita

"Yukino?"

Hearing the voice, everyone turned to look at its source.

A short-haired woman who bore some resemblance to Yukino Yukinoshita walked over. Why only some resemblance? Isn't that obvious? Besides their faces, what else do Yukino and Haruno have in common?

"It really is little Yukino."

Haruno Yukinoshita confirmed once she got closer.

"Sister..." Yukino Yukinoshita looked at Haruno Yukinoshita with a complicated expression.

"I'm Yukino's older sister, Haruno."

On an open patch of ground, Haruno Yukinoshita introduced herself.

"I'm the junior of Senpai Yukinoshita, just call me Luo Yu, Onee-san Haruno," Luo Yu introduced himself.

"Hoh, calling me Onee-san Haruno directly, huh?"

Haruno Yukinoshita was surprised by Luo Yu calling her by name on their first meeting.

"After all, Senpai Yukinoshita is Yukinoshita, and you're also Yukinoshita, Onee-san Haruno," Luo Yu said with a flawless smile. "I'm already used to calling Senpai Yukinoshita, so for Onee-san Haruno, I can only call you by name."

"Is that so..." Haruno Yukinoshita looked at Luo Yu thoughtfully.

"Then, what about this person?" Haruno Yukinoshita asked, looking at Hachiman Hikigaya. "What's your name?"

She's really acting. I don't believe for a second you don't know Hachiman Hikigaya. This acting is better than those pretty boys, isn't it?

"I'm Hikigaya," Hachiman introduced himself briefly.

"Hikigaya, huh..." Haruno Yukinoshita looked Hachiman Hikigaya up and down, then said with a smile, "Please take care of me."

"So, do you all have any activities planned for today?" Haruno Yukinoshita asked curiously.

"We're here to buy a birthday present for a member of our club, sister," Yukino Yukinoshita replied.

"Buying a birthday present, huh."

Haruno Yukinoshita put on an expression of sudden realization, then said, "We'll set aside the little sister here for now."

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