Multiverse Mayhem: My Honkai Impact on Everyday Life
Chapter 31

Multiverse Anime, I Write Honkai Impact in Daily Life

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Then, pointing at Luo Yu, he said, "This young man also said he was a junior."

Finally, he looked at Hachiman Hikigaya, "So, Hachiman, what's your relationship with Yukino? Are you perhaps boyfriend and girlfriend?"

"He's not my boyfriend," Yukino Yukinoshita sighed lightly. "We're just in the same grade."

"Oh~" Haruno Yukinoshita slowly shifted her gaze to Hachiman Hikigaya.

Hachiman Hikigaya avoided Haruno Yukinoshita's eyes and said, "I'm not her boyfriend."

"Still sulking?" Haruno Yukinoshita asked Luo Yu.

Sticking to his principle of enjoying the show, Luo Yu neither denied that Hachiman Hikigaya and Yukino Yukinoshita were a couple, nor did he confirm the "sulking" option. He just smiled and shook his head, indicating he didn't know.

"So, you're sulking then." Haruno Yukinoshita leaned closer to Hachiman Hikigaya and started poking his cheeks. "If you dare make Little Yukino cry, I won't let you off the hook."

"Sister, have you had enough?" Yukino Yukinoshita interjected.

"Ah, sorry, sorry. Big sister might have gotten too excited." Haruno Yukinoshita then whispered in Hachiman Hikigaya's ear, "Little Yukino is quite sensitive, you need to take good care of her."

However, Hachiman Hikigaya took two steps back.

Did he notice? It seems Hachiman has figured it out, Haruno Yukinoshita's true nature.

Luo Yu observed from the side, confirming that Hachiman Hikigaya had indeed seen through Haruno Yukinoshita's true nature.

Seeing Hachiman Hikigaya step back, Haruno Yukinoshita couldn't help but ask him in confusion, "Did I do something that you dislike?"

"No, it's just... my ears are a bit sensitive," Hachiman Hikigaya said awkwardly.

Honestly, Hachiman, that excuse is terrible.

Yukino Yukinoshita, meanwhile, chimed in with her usual retort to Hachiman: "Hachiman, don't expose your kinks to women you've just met."

Haruno Yukinoshita's gaze swept back and forth between her sister and Hachiman Hikigaya a few times.

Then she burst into laughter, patting Hachiman Hikigaya's back. "Hachiman, you're really interesting."

"That's enough. If you have nothing else, we'll be going now," Yukino Yukinoshita issued the eviction notice.

"Then, until next time, classmate Luo Yu, little sister Komachi." Haruno Yukinoshita ran a short distance away, then turned back and continued, "Oh, and Hachiman, when you become Little Yukino's boyfriend, let's have tea together."

Invite me to tea then. Luo Yu thought jokingly.

"Your sister is really something else," Hachiman Hikigaya exclaimed to Yukino Yukinoshita.

"Everyone who's met my sister says that," Yukino Yukinoshita replied. "Indeed, there's probably no one as perfect as her."

"I didn't mean 'something else' like that. How should I put it..." Hachiman Hikigaya struggled to find the right words.

"Too fake," Luo Yu interjected.

"Right, too fake," Hachiman Hikigaya realized and said to Luo Yu, "You saw it too?"

"Isn't that obvious? Where in the world would you find someone that perfect? She was too perfect, so perfect it felt fake. Most importantly, that fake smile on her face, I stopped using that in third grade."

He recalled the smile he had practiced as a child to deal with various guests at banquets, and found that Haruno Yukinoshita's smile now was no better than his own back then.

One look and it's confirmed, a pure fake smile.

"Exactly, exactly. Ideals are ideals, and reality is reality. That's why she seemed so fake. But Luo Yu, you could do that fake smile too?" Hachiman Hikigaya agreed with Luo Yu's words.

"Are you talking about this?" Luo Yu asked, putting on his signature fake smile used to deal with guests.

"You should put that away. That smile is disgusting," Hachiman Hikigaya felt a physical discomfort looking at Luo Yu's fake smile.

"It's one thing for classmate Luo Yu, but I didn't expect you, Hachiman Hikigaya, with your rotten eyes—no, it's precisely because you have such rotten eyes that you can see through some things," Yukino Yukinoshita praised (?) Hachiman Hikigaya.

"Are you complimenting me?"

"It's a compliment, a very high evaluation."

"Senior Luo Yu," Hachiman Komachi tugged at Luo Yu's clothes and asked, "Are those two really dating?"

"What do you think?"

"Then they are!" Hachiman Komachi affirmed.

"Woof woof... woof woof..."

A series of dog barks could be heard.

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw a dog running towards the four of them.

Hmm, this dog looks familiar.

Before Luo Yu could react, the dog had already leaped into Hachiman Hikigaya's arms, while Yukino Yukinoshita, startled by the puppy, collapsed onto the bench.

"Hey, where's your owner?" Hachiman Hikigaya asked, holding the dog.

I remember now! This is Dumpling's dog. That means Dumpling must be nearby? Then why isn't she here yet?

I want to see a river of blood.jpg

Chapter 47: Dumpling's Misunderstanding

Just as Luo Yu was anticipating a "river of blood," our heroine finally arrived.

"I'm so sorry, my Sabure caused you trouble..." Yui Yuigahama said as she jogged over.

"Yo, isn't that Dumpling?" Luo Yu greeted first, to avoid awkwardness.

"Huh? Little Luo, Little Hachiman, Little Yukino. What are you guys doing together?" Yui Yuigahama looked at everyone in surprise.

"If you want to ask why, there's nothing much..." Yukino Yukinoshita and Hachiman Hikigaya said in unison.

So when are you two going to get married!

"Since that's the case, then I won't ask," Yui Yuigahama said, her expression flustered. "Going shopping together on a holiday, you definitely don't need to ask. I see, how could I not have noticed? And here I thought my only strength was reading people."

"Hey, Dumpling over there! Do you not see me at all?" I know you like Hachiman, but you don't have to have eyes only for those two, do you? How can two living, breathing people like me and Komachi be ignored like this?

"Little Luo?" Hearing Luo Yu, Yui Yuigahama realized she might have misunderstood and said with a laugh, scratching her head, "Ahaha, sorry, Little Luo, I didn't see you just now."

You're kidding me! You were the first person I called out to.

"And who is this?" Yui Yuigahama noticed someone among the four she didn't recognize.

"Hello, I'm that guy's sister, Komachi Hikigaya." Komachi Hikigaya pointed at Hachiman Hikigaya and introduced herself when Yui Yuigahama looked at her.

Yui Yuigahama also introduced herself, "Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Yui Yuigahama, Hachiman's classmate. And Yukino's clubmate. Um, why are you looking at me like that?"

"Ah, it's nothing," Komachi Hikigaya said dismissively, retracting her gaze that had been carefully observing Yui Yuigahama.

It seems this one has noticed too. I wonder when they'll finally uncover the truth.

Luo Yu, the spectator, was anxious. He really wanted to know what it would be like when the truth was revealed.

"Since Little Luo is here too, it's not what I was thinking," Yui Yuigahama said, patting her chest as if relieved. "So what are you guys doing?"

"Ah... this..."

Everyone started looking around.

"Huh? It seems like you guys don't really welcome me," Yui Yuigahama's expression turned somber. She hugged her dog and said, "In that case, I'll be going. Have fun."

"Yuihama," Yukino Yukinoshita called out to Yui Yuigahama, who was about to leave. "I want to talk to you about us. Can you come to the club room on Monday?"

"Actually, I don't really want to listen anymore, though I'd like to say that..." Yui Yuigahama replied.

Then, the two began a conversation across wires.

Luo Yu watched with great interest from the side.

Finally, their conversation ended with Yukino's "But I still want to talk to you properly."

Watching Yui Yuigahama leave in a daze, Luo Yu couldn't help but sigh, What a pitiful Dumpling. Everyone just wanted to give her a birthday present. Seeing her like this, she probably thought Yukino Yukinoshita was going to confront her.

But Dumpling, you're still so pitiful. No, I can't watch this anymore!

Where are the people bullying Dumpling?

Oh, it's me. Never mind then.

After Yui Yuigahama left, everyone continued their gift-selection journey.

In the end, Luo Yu went home with a pink spatula.

Yeah, a pink one. Yui Yuigahama will definitely like it, right?

Monday.

In the club room after school.

"Hey, hey, Luo Yu," Ritsu Tainaka nudged Luo Yu. "What's up with those three?"

Following the direction Ritsu Tainaka was pointing, he saw the three members of the Service Club sitting in silence.

"Them? Don't worry about it, it'll be fine soon." Most importantly, don't delay my show.

"Yuihama," Yukino Yukinoshita broke the silence among the three.

Hearing Yukino, Yui Yuigahama responded, "Um... you want to talk about you and Hachiman, right?"

"Yes, I want to talk about our future plans..."

"Heehee~ You really don't need to care about me," Yui Yuigahama interrupted Yukino Yukinoshita. "Although I was indeed startled, I think we should still celebrate or congratulate you."

"You actually found out," Yukino Yukinoshita said in surprise. "Even if I want to celebrate properly. And I also want to thank you properly."

Pfft. I can't anymore. Luo Yu struggled to control his facial expression. He couldn't laugh yet. But what kind of divine cross-talk is this?

"Don't say that, I haven't done anything worthy of thanks..." Yui Yuigahama's voice grew smaller. "I haven't done anything..."

"Even so, I'm still very grateful to you. Besides, this kind of celebration wasn't because that person did anything in the first place."

Yukino Yukinoshita continued to perform steadily.

And Luo Yu couldn't hold back any longer.

"Pfft, Hahahaha!"

Luo Yu's sudden laughter drew everyone's attention, and they all looked towards him.

"I can't anymore, I can't hold it in," Luo Yu laughed, clutching his stomach. "Senior Yukino, Dumpling, you two are amazing. To have a cross-talk conversation like this."

"Cross-talk conversation?" ×2

Yukino Yukinoshita and Yui Yuigahama exchanged confused glances.

"Dumpling," Luo Yu said to Yui Yuigahama, "You don't actually think Yukino-senpai and Hachiman are dating, do you?"

"Ehh!" Yui Yuigahama exclaimed, "Aren't they dating?"

"How could that be?" Hachiman Hikigaya retorted.

Still, Hachiman, remember how confident you sound right now.

"Yuihama, even I would get angry," Yukino Yukinoshita also denied. "Besides, why would you think that man is capable of normal romantic relationships? He can't even manage normal social interactions."

"Mind your own business!" Hachiman Hikigaya shot back as usual.

"Sorry, sorry," Yui Yuigahama said, rubbing her head with a smile as she sat down. "But if you're not dating, then what did Little Snow want to talk to me about?"

"Of course, it's because today is your birthday, Dumpling," Luo Yu said, gently tapping a notebook on Yui Yuigahama's head.

"Moo~ Little Luo, don't tease me," Yui Yuigahama took the notebook off her head. "This is... a recipe book?"

That's right. Although Luo Yu had initially chosen a pink little spatula, after much deliberation, he felt that giving kitchenware wasn't ideal. So, he hand-wrote a recipe book himself. The dishes were arranged from easy to difficult. If she could master them all, she'd be at least LV3.

Chapter 48: The Beginning and End of His and Her Story

"Oh, right! Today is my birthday!"

Yui Yuigahama suddenly realized, looking at the recipe book in her hand.

You're just realizing this now?

"What, what? It's your birthday today, Yui? You didn't tell us," Ritsu Tainaka chimed in. "And Luo Yu, why didn't you tell us it was Yui's birthday?"

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