The Naruto world, an age of war, the Land of Ancestors.
The bright moon hung high, and the stars shone brilliantly.
A meteor tumbled through the dazzling river of stars.
Trailing a shower of fiery sparks, it hurtled down along its course, lighting the Land of Ancestors as brightly as day.
Boom!
Smoke billowed from the impact, and a man and a woman emerged.
"So, Princess Kaguya, when are you going to become my concubine?"
The man had horns, white clothes, white hair, and peculiar features. His expression held disdain for the entire world.
"You jest, Lord Isshiki."
The woman declined coolly. She was tall, with an ethereal air and breathtaking beauty.
She wore a white kimono, her silver hair cascading like a waterfall down to her waist.
Two horns grew from her head. A mysterious light swirled in her beautiful eyes, which were pure white and without pupils.
"How dull. As a member of the branch family, you should consider this an honor."
Isshiki curled his lip, but he did not stop there. His eyes remained fixed on Princess Kaguya with undisguised greed.
Princess Kaguya walked ahead, feeling Isshiki's gaze on her back.
A trace of coldness flashed through her eyes.
"I suggest you stop refusing what's good for you!"
Isshiki's voice rang out again.
Princess Kaguya stopped. If she could help it... she really did not want to put her plan into motion yet...
Isshiki... you're asking for death...
Isshiki folded his arms and watched Princess Kaguya at his leisure. A mysterious, cross-shaped pattern flashed in his right eye, his gaze full of amusement.
Just as the tension reached a stalemate...
Whoosh!
Suddenly, a dazzling light flashed across the distant sky, breaking the silence.
Both looked up at once and saw another meteor falling.
Smack!
A child fell from the sky and, by sheer coincidence, landed right on Princess Kaguya's face.
His little bottom, clad in split-crotch pants, sat squarely on her face.
Princess Kaguya's face darkened with anger. Isshiki had just threatened her, and now some little brat had landed on her face. It was easy to imagine how foul her mood was.
At the same time, though, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Had she launched her plan early, she would have had no opening with her back turned to Isshiki.
Feeling the soft little lump on her face, she lifted the child off.
Dangling in the air, the child first scratched his head sheepishly, then gave Princess Kaguya an awkward wave, before offering an innocent yet polite smile.
"If I said this was an accident... would you believe me?"
As was plain to see, Su Ye had transmigrated!
And it was arguably the most badass transmigration in the world!
What other transmigration could compare to dropping straight out of the sky in front of Naruto's final boss,
then landing on her face with a smack? How much more thrilling could it get?
This was a hell-difficulty opening!
Was it really fair to send a transmigrator straight to the final boss without giving him any small fry to fight and level up against?
At least let him develop a little first!
What kind of half-baked setup had he been served?
At that moment, Su Ye and Princess Kaguya stared at each other!
Looking at Princess Kaguya's exquisite face up close, Su Ye had no time to appreciate her beauty.
He was utterly speechless and hopeless, wondering whether the writer had handed him the wrong script.
Once he calmed down, however, Su Ye began rapidly analyzing his surroundings, along with his own advantages and disadvantages.
His circumstances were absolutely terrible. They could not possibly have been worse.
His disadvantages were obvious. He was unarmed, and of all things, he had transmigrated into a baby, with zero combat power and completely at everyone else's mercy.
Whether he lived or died depended on a single whim from either of them.
His advantage was that, fortunately, he was a baby, unarmed and utterly powerless. At least he looked harmless.
Thinking of it that way,
Surely not. Surely not.
They wouldn't actually kill a baby, would they?
"Kill him. I can't stand children."
Ōtsutsuki Isshiki raised an eyebrow and curled his lips, speaking with utter cruelty.
Su Ye: "..."
Fine. Now even that one advantage is gone.
Absolutely deranged.
He had almost forgotten how arrogant the Ōtsutsuki Clan was. As aliens who considered themselves gods, they had no affection for the young of Earth's humans.
Or rather, the whole Earth was their livestock pen!
That left Su Ye with only one option!
Su Ye closed his eyes and drew a deep breath.
"System, get out here!"
"Mysterious old mentor, stop hiding!"
"If my cheat doesn't show up now, the protagonist's done for!"
Su Ye screamed frantically inside his head.
Then he shut his eyes, ready to wait right there for death.
What could I do? I was out of options...
What could a baby like him possibly do?! His knowledge of Naruto's plot was utterly useless in the face of absolute power.
All those tangled thoughts raced through Su Ye's mind, yet barely an instant passed in the outside world.
The dangling baby's lips curved into a miserable smile, just like an adult's.
Princess Kaguya happened to catch that expression and gave Su Ye a strange look.
Getting casually crushed to death by the final boss right at the start. What a way to go.
Goodbye, Princess Tsunade.
Goodbye, Hinata.
Goodbye, Sasuke.
Goodbye... Naruto...
The end... cue the confetti...
Yet just then, three options suddenly appeared before him.
[Option 1: Tell Princess Kaguya that her two sons will seal her away before long. Reward: Rinnegan] [Option 2: Tell Ōtsutsuki Isshiki that Princess Kaguya will launch a surprise attack on him. Reward: Tenseigan] [Option 3: Remain silent, close your eyes, and await death. Reward: charm +1]
Su Ye: "???"
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