Pranks

Meihui looked at Naruto and Sasuke, those two best bros, and couldn't help smiling.

Just as Sasuke was about to lose his temper, he heard several girls in the class whispering. They were ninja, after all, so their hearing was excellent.

"Oh no, Sasuke got kissed. He's going to get pregnant."

"Pregnant? How could that happen?"

"My mom told me kissing makes you pregnant."

"How is that possible?"

"How isn't it possible? Let me ask you, didn't your parents kiss and make you?"

"Huh? They really did! Then, by that logic, Sasuke's going to get pregnant!"

Sasuke's face darkened as he listened.

Even Meihui felt awkward. How had they come up with that?

But Meihui soon had a mischievous idea and tilted his head with a grin.

"Hey, little brother, did you hear what those girls just said?"

If Sasuke had heard them, how could Naruto have missed it? Still, Naruto blushed and claimed he hadn't heard anything.

Seeing that his silly little brother had actually believed them left Meihui speechless.

"It's all right, little brother. As men, we have to be brave enough to take responsibility."

"Okay, Onii-chan."

"Sasuke, don't worry. I'll take responsibility for you."

Sasuke exploded with rage. Furious Sasuke had entered the chat.

"Naruto, you idiot! Can you act normal for once?"

Naruto felt terribly wronged when Sasuke snapped at him.

Seeing this, Meihui hurried to comfort him. "It's all right, my foolish little brother. Sasuke's just shy. Don't take it to heart. Hahaha!"

"Hey, Meihui, you've gone too far!" Sasuke was so angry that his Sharingan activated. He was practically furious enough to awaken three tomoe.

Seeing that Sasuke was getting genuinely upset, Meihui stopped teasing him.

Naruto, however, had no idea. He had even thought of a name for their child. But Sasuke's glare scared him out of saying it, so he could only sheepishly drop the subject.

Before long, jonin began arriving to pick up the students assigned to their teams.

Unsurprisingly, Team 7 was still the last to leave. Kakashi was the last one to arrive again.

With their jonin instructor still nowhere in sight, Naruto decided to prank their teacher and placed a chalkboard eraser above the classroom door.

Sasuke saw it and remarked that no jonin would fall for such an idiotic trap.

Meihui couldn't stand watching it either.

"Little brother, that's your trap? Isn't it a bit too stupid?"

As he spoke, he took down the eraser, found a bucket, filled it with water, and set it above the door.

Naruto's and Sasuke's eyes twitched at the sight. This guy's a real menace. We don't know him.

Sasuke wondered whether a trap like that could actually work. I'm not well-read, but don't try to fool me.

Just then, Kakashi suddenly pushed the door open and walked in.

Splash! Water drenched Kakashi from head to toe.

To their surprise, it actually worked.

That left Kakashi thoroughly embarrassed, and his expression immediately darkened.

"You've made an absolutely terrible first impression. Now come outside with me." With that, he walked straight out.

Seeing that Kakashi was displeased, the three fell silent and followed him.

They soon reached their destination, and Kakashi began introducing himself.

"I'm your jonin instructor, Kakashi Hatake. All right, let's introduce ourselves. Tell us about your likes, dislikes, dreams for the future, and so on."

"I'll go first. I don't feel like telling you about my interests or likes. As for my dreams for the future, I don't feel like telling you those either."

That was far too halfhearted, but he was their teacher, so they didn't feel comfortable saying anything.

Naruto went first.

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki, and Meihui is my older brother. I like Ichiraku Ramen, and my dream is to protect my family. I also want to be a man who takes responsibility."

Under Meihui's influence, Naruto's dream was no longer simply to become Hokage without a second thought.

With family by his side, Naruto wasn't as foolish as he had been in the original story. In this life, he had his older brother Meihui to protect him.

After finishing, he made sure to cast a glance at Sasuke, who rolled his eyes.

Sasuke was next.

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I don't have any particular interests. As for my dream, I want to uncover the truth of what happened and restore the Uchiha Clan."

After studying all sorts of subjects, Sasuke had also calmed down. He was no longer blinded by hatred and had learned to think things through.

Next came Meihui's introduction.

"My name is Meihui Uzumaki, and I'm Naruto's older brother. I have a wide range of hobbies and interests. I'm a man of many talents. As for my dream, I want to slack off while getting paid."

Although they didn't know what Meihui was talking about, it definitely wasn't anything good.