When Meihui brought Naruto and Sasuke to where Sakura had been, all they found was Tobi squatting in a corner, playing with a pile of crap he had picked up somewhere.
The three of them entered the cave and were greeted by this outrageous sight. Who could possibly stomach that?
"Blech! Nii-san, this guy is so disgusting! Why is he playing with crap?"
Even Meihui and Sasuke were utterly revolted.
Yet Tobi stayed crouched there, having the time of his life. He kept muttering to himself.
"The urge to poop... what exactly is the urge to poop?"
Tobi could not figure it out for the life of him, but his hands never stopped moving as he stirred the pile of shit on the ground.
The cave already had poor ventilation, and the stench hit the three of them head-on, nearly suffocating them.
They hurried outside.
"Phew, I can finally breathe again. That was disgusting! Why would anyone play with that?"
Naruto could not understand why anyone would play with something like that.
But Meihui seemed to remember something. In his previous life, he had once gone into the mountains with his classmates for fieldwork, and one of them had told him a childhood story.
"You probably don't know this, but my older brother once tricked me into thinking the sheep droppings on the ground were chocolate. I was little and didn't think much of it, so I believed his bullshit, picked one up, and shoved it straight into my mouth..." All he could say was that his classmate's childhood really had been shitty.
"Little bro, summon a Shadow Clone and have it bring that guy out."
Although reluctant, Naruto did as he was told.
Tobi was already annoyed that someone had interrupted his exploration of the urge to poop. Just