Everyone's tense gaze instantly turned toward the corner of the room, where a certain boy surnamed Bai was trembling, desperately pressing his legs together and covering his crotch.
An incredibly strange silence fell over the room.
"S-sorry, everyone! I didn't mean to interrupt!"
Bai Yi (.;ﾟ;:益:;ﾟ;.) clamped a hand over his crotch, holding a screwdriver in his trembling other hand and trying hard to poke it inside and destroy the source of the sound.
A Witcher covered his forehead, took a deep breath, and said through gritted teeth:
"Could you please turn that off first?"
"..."
"Idiot-shoot her-the sensor's already been triggered!"
"Idiot-shoot her-the sensor's already been triggered!"
As though answering his request, that endlessly looping recording sounded from Bai Yi's crotch once again.
The Witcher fell silent.
"Sorry, sorry! I don't want this either! I really want to turn it off, but something inside seems to be malfunctioning. The moment I charge it, it just keeps making noise. There's nothing I can do!"
Bai Yi squeezed his legs together, wanting to cry but unable to shed a tear.
Really.
He had already tried so hard to turn it off!
But he couldn't!
Although he genuinely wanted to detach his big (beep-)(beep-) and leave it at home, that would cause certain physiological inconveniences in his daily life. Yet attaching it seemed to cause even greater inconvenience.
And it would have been one thing if that voice kept playing all the time. The real problem was that it worked intermittently, staying silent when it should sound and making noise when it shouldn't!
For instance, yesterday, during the Supernatural General Administration's welcoming ceremony for several newly recruited girls, one of them had just finished speaking onstage when his crotch started blaring away. Even now, remembering everyone in the room turning to stare