"I can't! I seriously can't take it! Hahaha! Blockhead, you idiot, this is so satisfying! So incredibly satisfying!"
"To think a moron with a head full of industrial waste would live to see this day! Mwahahaha!"
Zuo Zuo jabbed vigorously at Lynn's dead-fish-eyed head with a (*≧▽≦) expression, seizing every opportunity to mock him mercilessly.
"Idiot!"
"Super idiot!"
(Poke, poke)
[Ding! Zuo Zuo's happiness +5] [Ding! Your happiness -5]
Lynn closed his eyes, one "╬" after another popping above his head. Then he whipped out the Pesticide, opened the cap without a word, and gulped down an entire large bottle.
[Ding! You have gained a debuff: pesticide poisoning (mild).] [Ding! Zuo Zuo has gained a debuff: explosive poisoning (severe).]
"..."
After leaving Zuo Zuo slumped over in a dizzy stupor, bubbling foam at the mouth.
Lynn adjusted his Monocle and took a moment to get into character. Then he turned toward the dumbstruck Night Doctors around him and burst into an "Ahahaha!" laugh, pinching his Monocle as he said:
"Don't worry, everyone. Walk along the river long enough, and you're bound to get your shoes wet! It was just a tiny mistake. But rest assured, I, Lynn, take responsibility for my own actions. If anyone gets blamed, we'll definitely all shoulder it together. Besides, even if we did accidentally crash and burn a little, didn't Big Brother Awen still leave us one?"
"That proves Big Brother Awen still loves me very much!!"
Everyone stared stiffly at Lynn's expression.
So they really wanted to know...
After being publicly humiliated like that, how could he accept the fact that he'd crashed and burned so calmly, without feeling even a shred of embarrassment...?
Did he have no shame whatsoever?!
Wasn't he even going to blush?
Everyone trembled.
And under