"What if we don't have that many resources to give you?" Alleria asked Yu Lin Bloodhawk.
"Then all I can do is run!" Yu Lin Bloodhawk said with a bitter smile. "No troops when I ask for troops, no money when I ask for money-how am I supposed to fight? With nothing at all, how the hell can I fight?
"I'll just have to wait for you to arrive. If we can't hold the city, we'll burn it down, go travel around for a few years, and come back! Right, sister-in-law?"
Yu Lin Bloodhawk turned to Sylvanas as he spoke.
"Exactly!" Sylvanas nodded. "How can we fight with nothing? You can't expect Brother-in-law to turn into a giant spirit god, stomp one orc army to death with his left foot, stomp another to death with his right, then sit down and crush... uh... slap another orc army to death!"
Luckily, she caught herself quickly enough that she never said "his butt." Otherwise, Alleria would probably have scolded her again.
"Turning into a war god or Monkey Sun would work too! Conjure up thousands or tens of thousands of war gods or Monkey Suns to fight! We could sit on Menethil's walls, eat hot pot, and watch the fun!" Yu Lin Bloodhawk laughed. "If we could really do that, we wouldn't be afraid even if Sargeras came!"
"Brother-in-law, turning into Tathagata Buddha would be pretty good too! Flip your hand over, and another Five Finger Mountain would appear in the Wetlands and crush all the orcs!" Sylvanas said, blinking.
"Are you two ever going to stop?" Alleria demanded, glaring at the pair, who had started fooling around again.
"Yes!" Yu Lin Bloodhawk immediately shut his mouth after answering.
"I'm done!" Sylvanas said, then fell silent too.
"You two... you're driving me