"Girl, how did you get so stupid? Didn't you see that the orcs had death knights? All those muddy pools along their route froze over wherever they passed. Even marching through them was no problem.
"If I were an orc, wouldn't that make things easy? I'd sew big sacks out of animal hides, pick the foulest, stinkiest, stickiest mud I could find, and fill tens of thousands of sacks with it. Then I'd just have the death knights walk around nearby.
"Once it froze, I'd peel away the hide sacks and have blocks of muck ice. The catapults would fall apart before they ran out of ammunition.
"It's February now. If they hurled muck ice into the city, it would collapse houses and kill people. Even if it hit the roads, it would shatter and scatter everywhere. Once it melted, you'd have mud and foul water all over the place, making it hard even to walk. By then, you'd probably have to watch every step going up the stairs to the walls. Otherwise, one tumble and that would be that. No need to fight-you'd fall to your death first."
Yu Lin Bloodhawk laughed. "It would be even more fun if the orcs stuffed filth like shit and piss into those sacks. Anyway, that's what I'd do if I were an orc!" Yu Lin Bloodhawk said with a laugh.
"Could you be any more disgusting? We're eating!" Alleria said, frowning.
"You think that's disgusting? If I were an orc, I'd definitely do it! Ideally, I'd make the stink so bad that everyone in Menethil City, soldiers included, couldn't eat a bite. I'd starve you for seven or eight days before attacking.
"By then, your legs would all be jelly, and I could attack you however I pleased, couldn't I? There are