Douluo Dalu: Invincible from Being Forced into Marriage by a Goddess
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Douluo Continent: Invincible from Being Forced into Marriage by a Goddess

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Douluo Continent: Invincible from Being Forced into Marriage by a Goddess. Author: Six-Stroke Spring

A slice-of-life story. Su Bei transmigrated to the Douluo World and activated the Douluo Male God System. Right from the start, he was forced into marriage by the Silver Dragon King, Gu Yuena, and became the King of Soul Beasts.

Forced into marriage by Gu Yuena: "Sign in to obtain the Dragon God, Son of Dragon, peerless cultivation techniques..."

Hu Liena: "I discovered an incomparably handsome man in the Star Dou Great Forest!"

Qian Renxue: "This man radiates holy light and is versed in music as well. He seems like a Banished Immortal!"

Di Tian: "Your Majesty is mighty! Accept my bow!"

[Mission complete. Reward: God-tier Paraquat (living), Immortal Grade Flowers and Herbs, Peerless Soul Bone, God-tier Weapon...]

Ever since being forced into marriage, he had enjoyed daily life in the Douluo World, been snatched away daily, and worshipped daily... When would his invincible bearing finally arrive? Sigh...

Because of his exceptional looks, he was always fought over by everyone. Su Bei was utterly helpless. "Goddesses, come over. Men, stay away. Come near me, and you'll get beaten. Come near me, and you'll get wrecked."

With the Ten Great Fierce Beasts as his underlings, he would crush the Tang Sect, control Spirit Hall, trample Shrek, and stand peerless beneath the heavens as number one. [Heh, just having fun~]

Douluo Continent, deep within the core region of the Star Dou Great Forest.

At the end of Star Lake lay an icy spring imbued with the delicate spiritual essence of heaven and earth. Hazy mist swirled and danced, slowly rising...

"Who am I?"

"Where am I?"

"Where am I going?"

Su Bei's eyes were bleary with drink as he looked at the pool before him, shrouded in immortal mist and covered in ice lotuses, and asked the classic three questions.

An hour earlier, he had drunk to gather his courage and gone with his girlfriend and his good-for-nothing buddies to play a horror-themed murder-mystery escape room.

When the plot reached its climax and everyone was on edge, scattering like frightened birds and beasts—

In her panic, his girlfriend instinctively rushed into his buddy's arms!

Not his!

In that moment, it was as though snowflakes drifted down over a bleak scene, leaving him alone in solitude, with A Spray of Plum Blossoms playing in the background.

He understood.

Those two shameless bastards.

In the end, he pushed open the Gate of All Beings, intending to get thoroughly drunk after the game and put an end to this cursed relationship once and for all.

Or perhaps he would devise a flawless revenge plan and complete his magnificent transformation into a schemer.

Who would have thought that, in the next moment, he would appear here instead?

"The gate... where's the gate?"

Su Bei murmured as he turned around to look, but there was no trace of lights or man-made structures anywhere.

"Could a murder-mystery venue that charges ninety-eight yuan per person really make a set this realistic?"

Su Bei rubbed his eyes. "Could I be dreaming?"

Su Bei pinched his own cheek. It was soft and smooth. He squeezed harder, and his whole body trembled... It hurt!

That nerve-jolting pain, along with the sensation of skin that should not have belonged to him, began to pull Su Bei's hazy, drifting consciousness back together.

Following the nearest clear, frigid current, he saw reflected in the water an exquisitely beautiful yet somewhat youthful face.

Su Bei touched his face, disbelief in his eyes, and muttered, "This face... Holy shit? As expected of me, an unparalleled genius fashioned by heaven itself. It's ridiculously handsome!"

He had actually become an incredibly beautiful child of six or seven!

Even Su Bei himself wanted to turn into a woman and marry this face once he grew up!

Rosy lips, sword-like brows, bright eyes, and pearly teeth—he looked like a boy stepped out of a poem or painting. No face like this could possibly exist in this world.

"What's going on?"

Su Bei was bewildered.

He could not tell whether this was reality or a dream.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck Su Bei's mind.

"No way... Could it be? Did my choice come true?"

Su Bei recalled that in the murder-mystery game, the role he had played was: an incomparably handsome man who captivated all living beings.

Didn't this face prove the identity on his role card?!

Just then, a voice rang out from within the mist. "Who goes there? How dare you trespass into this forbidden place?"

A cold voice surged forth, carrying a chill that froze one to the bone, yet also brimming with liveliness.

But upon listening closely, it sounded like a dragon's roar.

A silver dragon with purple eyes stirred the water. Its body was like a mountain, its fangs ferocious, and the might it exuded was enough to make everyone tremble.

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