Heavens, send me back! I'd rather endure the humiliation of being cuckolded once than face such a cruel scene!
Who would have thought Gu Yuena would rub his head. "Of course it's wedding attire for our marriage!"
"Though it's only to declare your ownership, and I don't understand all those human rules, we still need some sense of ceremony."
"My useless subordinates secretly searched the inventories of the two great empires, but they couldn't find wedding clothes suitable for you."
"Left with no choice, I had them capture the Heaven Dou Empire's royal tailor and bring him here to take measurements and make it on the spot."
That was actually normal.
Where would one even find wedding clothes sized for a six-year-old child? It would be stranger if they could.
Still, there was truly no one else who could talk about abducting royal personnel so casually.
Hearing that, Su Bei understood that this kind of measurement was not that kind of measurement.
He could not help cursing himself for being vulgar and shameless.
How could a pure dragon like Nana possibly make such lewd advances?
Still, something felt off.
After the middle-aged tailor tremblingly finished measuring his bust, waist, hips, and height.
Su Bei finally came to his senses.
Wasn't he supposed to resist and make Gu Yuena force him into marriage?
How had he somehow been led along and wandered off the right path?
Holy shit, playing hard to get was terrifying indeed!
The most miserable person was actually that royal tailor.
He had originally been admiring fine works and sipping tea at the Heaven Dou Royal Suburban Textile Factory when a gust of black whirlwind swept in and blew him deep into the Star Dou Great Forest.
When he focused his eyes, he saw several Soul Beasts towering into the mountains before him. His soul nearly fled his body, and he was almost scared to death.
And yet, these Soul Beasts actually wanted him to make a wedding dress!
This was simply absurd beyond belief.
He had never heard of it, never seen it.
When he saw Su Bei, he marveled at how exquisitely handsome the child was, yet he could not help feeling pity.
Such a wonderful child was about to be defiled by a group of Soul Beasts. Though the Soul Beasts were incomparably beautiful in human form, they were still perverted Soul Beasts!
Wanting to marry a human child—if that wasn't perverted, what was?
However, Su Bei learned another important piece of information from Gu Yuena's words:
The Heaven Dou Empire!
That meant this was the world of Douluo One!
Because by Douluo Two, the Heaven Dou Empire had already split into the Heaven Dou Empire and the Dou Ling Empire!
Grasping that point, Su Bei cautiously asked the royal tailor several more questions and pinned down the current timeline: the early stages of Douluo One!
In that case, then excuse me.
A long list of beautiful women's names flashed through Su Bei's eyes:
Bibi Dong, Qian Renxue, Hu Liena, Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, Huo Wu, Bai Chenxiang, Ye Lingling, Shui Binger, Dugu Yan, Tang Yuehua, Bo Saixi...
I'm not the sea. I just want to give the goddesses a little love, and pick up some rewards along the way so I can become invincible.
That day.
The blazing sun hung high in the sky.
Warm sunlight spilled over the lush green trees, casting mottled patches of light and shadow across the ground.
It should have been weather where countless beasts emerged from their dens, and a Soul Beast could be found every hundred steps.
Yet an exceedingly strange sight appeared.
The Soul Masters who had entered the Star Dou Great Forest to hunt were all bewildered, especially those high-level Soul Masters on the verge of advancing to Soul Emperor, Soul Sage, or even Soul Douluo.
As they walked through the Mixed Circle of the Star Dou Great Forest, their caution gradually relaxed, until they could only helplessly lean against tree trunks.
"Damn it, have all the Soul Beasts in the Star Dou Great Forest died out? In an area where a moment of carelessness would usually get you attacked by a ten-thousand-year Soul Beast, I can't even find one qualified enough now!"
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