"Ayo, Ayo, loves sweet candied hawthorns."
"Ayo, Ayo, sometimes gets a little muddled."
"..."
The theme song from The Magical Ayo was playing on TV.
Yun Tian sat on the sofa watching TV and sighed. "Ah, I was too young to appreciate Tao Su and treasured a penguin instead."
"When I was a kid, I only watched the main character. I never paid much attention to the girls. Seriously, what was so interesting about the protagonist back then? Were the beauties not pretty enough? Were those long legs not tempting enough?"
"If I could travel to different anime worlds, I'd definitely make all the pretty female characters mine."
"Too bad I can't go. Sigh."
"O heavens, O earth, O Gu Nala God of Darkness, let me go claim those sweet, soft girls."
"Ding!"
A little girl's voice rang out.
"Host detected. Preparing to bind to host. Do you consent?"
"A system?"
"Holy shit, there really is a system!"
"System, is that you?"
"Yes, host, it's me. Do you consent to binding?"
"Yes! Absolutely!"
Yun Tian figured that if a system had come knocking and he still refused to bind to it, he would be an idiot.
"Congratulations, host. System binding successful."
Awesome! The binding finally worked! Yun Tian was thrilled.
"System, what functions do you have?"
"Host, I can take you through all the myriad worlds, including those anime worlds you were talking about."
"Holy shit, system, you can really take me to anime worlds?"
"That's right, host. You can travel to all kinds of anime worlds and find whichever heroines you like. If a girl isn't the protagonist's woman, just make her yours. If she is, then it depends on the protagonist. If we like him, we'll take her behind his back. If we don't, we'll not only take his woman, we'll march right up and slap him twice."
"Damn, system, I never thought we'd be kindred spirits. We're completely on the same page."
"Besides, I'm all alone right now anyway. I might as well go looking for beauties in anime."
"Oh, right, system, do I have a status panel or something?"
"Yes. Please take a look, host."
As soon as it finished speaking, a panel appeared before Yun Tian. Under the personal information section, it read:
Host: Yun Tian Speed: 5 + (points can be added) Strength: 6 + (points can be added) Spirit: 5 + (points can be added) Looks: 8 + (points can be added) Cultivation: 0 + (points can be added) No other attributes available yet Overall assessment: You have something in common with a plain: no grit. Utterly unremarkable is the highest praise I can give you.
"System, what do 'points can be added' and 'no other attributes available yet' mean?"
"Host, 'points can be added' means you can click the + sign to increase the corresponding attribute. As for 'no other attributes available yet,' it means these are the only attributes you have in this world. Other attributes will only appear once you reach other worlds. For example, the martial soul attribute will only appear once you enter the Douluo World."
So that's how it works. After looking over his panel, Yun Tian felt it was a little too basic. He was going to travel through the myriad worlds, yet he only had these few attributes? What about cultivation? Magical power? Without strength, how was he supposed to save beautiful girls? Besides, power levels differed from world to world. Am I supposed to use the bottom-tier fantasy power of the Douluo Continent to fight the Desolate Heavenly Emperor? Wouldn't that be like an ant chasing an elephant-a death wish?
Sensing Yun Tian's thoughts, the system said, "Rest assured, host. Attributes specific to each world appear there to help you fit into that world better. If you don't want to use them, you can convert them into the cultivation attribute instead. Cultivation works throughout the myriad worlds and can be freely converted to and from other cultivation systems."
Hearing that, Yun Tian immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
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