The Golden Kidney's awesomeness had already been explained, so all that could be said about Yun Tian, who possessed one, was that as long as he wanted, he could stay up forever and never go down. His consumption rate was far below his production rate-a veritable perpetual-motion machine.
That day, Yun Tian decided to see how things were going over in Tales of Demons and Gods.
"Hmm, not bad. Nie Li's making decent progress. He's already won Duan Jian over. Duan Jian will be a huge help when Nie Li takes on the Saint Emperor later."
"They're all advancing their cultivation pretty quickly, too."
"Zi Yun and Ning'er are working really hard. With the resources and demon spirits I left them, they should be able to reach Legend rank by the time things wrap up here and I head back."
After watching for a while, Yun Tian closed it.
Yu Feng had gone to handle official business. He had already paid his conjugal dues to the others and teased A Jiao and A Sha, too. Over this stretch of time, he had also taken every liberty he could, often leaving the two sisters flushed red to their ears.
With nothing to do, Yun Tian started examining the system again, looking for anything fun inside.
Soon, he found something interesting.
"Oh, this is the Poké Ball for summoning Pikachu."
Only this one was empty. Of course, there were ones with Pokémon inside, too, but that wasn't the point. What mattered was that this empty ball could capture anything, including people. Yun Tian couldn't help thinking that if he caught some annoying bastard in the future, he could stuff him straight inside-someone like that piece of work Tang San. Then he could toss it out and shout,
"Come out, Pika-Shit-San!"
"Pika-Shit-San, quick,