"What the fuck are you babbling about?"
"Is that something you can just fucking say?"
On a road far from Mt. Silver, Chen Shi gripped Mew's tail and swung it wildly, fury blazing in his eyes.
[How am I babbling? It's the truth. Even the great Arceus thinks it's a good idea.]
"Good idea, my ass! Do you really think I'm a breeding stud?"
[With things the way they are, why are you still hung up on something so trivial? If you were willing to have a child with Cynthia, we could save an Orb, couldn't we?]
[And we'd have another person with psychic power. What's not to like?]
Mew was being swung so fast that its body left afterimages, but it kept chattering away, trying to persuade him.
It understood the pressure Chen Shi was under, so it genuinely hoped he would use this method.
After all, it was easy and enjoyable. Why not use it?
"Shut up!" Seeing that this wasn't working on Mew, Chen Shi stopped, tossed it onto the ground, and snapped:
"Even if I were going to have a child, it'd obviously be with the Cynthia from our world. What would having one with this world's Cynthia even mean?"
[But she hasn't grown up yet...]
"Say that again?"
[Fine, fine, fine. I'll stop talking, all right?]
Mew replied miserably. This was like an Arcanine biting Groudon-he couldn't recognize kindness when he saw it.
Chen Shi glanced at it. "Hurry up and take me to the World Tree. I think any problem with it must have a huge impact on this world. Let's purify it first."
At the mention of finding the World Tree, Mew immediately perked up, flew onto Chen Shi's shoulder, and used Teleport to take him away.
Before long, Mew brought Chen Shi