My name was Killua, and I was the third young master of the Zoldyck Family.
My family was the legendary family of assassins, the Zoldyck Family, who lived on a mountain called Kukuroo Mountain.
The whole mountain was our yard.
Dad kept a gigantic Magical Beast dog named Mike, who usually guarded the house from the front gate.
Mom was a woman who liked to scream at the slightest provocation. Even the smallest thing could send her into a hysterical rage, her electronic eye flashing.
Oh, and she also liked dressing me and my two older brothers in the same lavish women's clothes she wore.
These included, but weren't limited to, Gothic court dresses and the sort of kimonos that had been popular in the previous era.
Dad said Mom acted that way because she regretted not having a daughter, so we should all humor her.
We were supposed to keep her happy.
But I knew none of us actually wanted to wear women's clothes!
Once my eldest brother, Illumi, got a little older, he was always out on jobs. Mom couldn't catch him, so she gradually turned her attention to me and Second Brother.
But after Milluki kept getting fatter and fatter, slowly stuffing himself into an enormous pig...
Mom gave up playing dress-up with that fat slob, too.
Then I was the one who suffered!
Luckily, Alluka and Kalluto were born later.
And as I grew older and had to complete all sorts of family training, Mom finally let her third son off the hook.
Except...
Maybe because I was the only one among the siblings who had inherited Dad's hair color, they all had the highest expectations for me.
They even said I would be the strongest Zoldyck of my generation, and the family's most perfect assassin!