Thor suddenly narrowed his eyes as he looked in a certain direction, then rubbed his face and put on a friendly expression.
-It wasn't that I was scared. I was just gentle by nature!
"He's here!"
The heroes followed Thor's gaze. Something flashed in the sky, then a pitch-black streak of light crashed to the ground.
Superhero landing!
Making his heroic entrance as always, Josen dismissed the Dark Superman Suit amid dazzling particle effects as he stood and walked toward the Avengers.
"Oh..."
Tony looked Josen up and down for a long while before spreading his hands and asking, "I remember you saying you'd bring back an interesting machine. From the looks of it... couldn't find it?"
"No, I found it." Josen wagged a finger matter-of-factly. "I just carry things a little differently from you."
Snap-
As he spoke, Josen snapped his fingers.
The sight made every hero's heart skip a beat. They even had a stress response to what had once seemed like a perfectly ordinary gesture.
It really was finger-snap PTSD.
All Thanos's fault!
Josen's snap was just for show. F-kid did the actual work.
As the snap faded, F-kid flung out a Fantasy Card, materializing an old-fashioned van before everyone's eyes.
"Ta-da! Here it is."
Josen made an introductory gesture, only to be met with a long silence.
"..."
The heroes knew that this Superman, whose skill points had gone into some odd places, could use magic, so they weren't particularly surprised by his conjuring up a vehicle. It was just...
No matter how they looked at it, this vehicle hardly resembled a piece of advanced technology capable of saving the world, did it?
"Don't tell me," War Machine quipped, "we have to drive through time like in the Back to the Future trilogy?"
"I don't think