"No, impossible! Absolutely impossible!!"
At that moment, Younger D'Arby's SAN visibly plummeted as though he had looked straight at an ancient god. He lost all control of his expression, and his mind seemed to descend into madness!
"Impossible! Not even Lord DIO's soul is this magnificent! You absolutely aren't hu-... pfft!!"
F-kid flashed forward and punched Younger D'Arby's nonsense back into his stomach. Josen dusted off his hands in disgust and said, "Seriously, don't lump me in with lowly creatures like vampires. I'm a bona fide human!"
Everyone: "..."
"Good grief..."
Jotaro, for his part, habitually pulled down his true body.
He had no idea what Younger D'Arby had seen, but it had to have been something outrageous enough to frighten him out of his mind.
The others thought the same, but considering all the inconceivable things Josen had done before, perhaps even something that outrageous wasn't impossible to accept?
Josen: Good grief, you'll get used to it!
Having physically sent Younger D'Arby to the afterlife... no, having speedrun him, everyone continued cautiously exploring deeper into the mansion.
Meanwhile, deep within the mist-shrouded castle.
"My deepest apologies, Lord DIO, for disturbing your rest."
Outside a pair of doors in the darkness, a curly-haired man wearing a bodysuit that exposed his two thick thighs knelt on one knee before the doors and said respectfully, "Perhaps you already know, but Joestar's group broke into this mansion roughly ten minutes ago. I must also report that D'Arby, who was tasked with stopping them, has lost."
"D'Arby? He's a genius."
An alluring, resonant voice came through the doors, cold and evil yet beautiful to the ear. "He clearly had the ability to seize victory, yet he was defeated so quickly. Why do you think that was, Vanilla Ice?"
The powerfully built man, whose