"Big brother!"
When a furious Tobirama Senju smashed open his front door, intending to demand why his bastard of an older brother had let a dangerous nuisance like Hanzō escape, he found Hanzō-one of his targets for elimination-holding a broom and diligently sweeping his house.
"You actually brought him home!"
At that moment, Tobirama did not even know how to describe his feelings. Ever since they were children, whenever Hashirama's overflowing compassion went to his head, he had dumped the resulting mess on Tobirama to clean up-
Tobirama raised all the little animals Hashirama brought home, and he handled the orphanage and Konoha's affairs too. He had thought the man would at least mature a little after marrying and having a child, only to end up looking after his son as well!
Was he really Hashirama's younger brother? Bah! He was clearly Hashirama's nanny, and an unpaid one at that!
Looking at Hanzō obediently sweeping, then at Hashirama's beaming face, Tobirama shuddered. His facial muscles went rigid and began visibly twitching. He pointed at Hashirama, whose eyes wandered everywhere rather than meet his, but the thousand things he wanted to say caught in his throat. He nearly tore into Hashirama with a blistering tirade.
Bringing little animals home was one thing. Running an orphanage for charity was fine too. He would even leave aside building a village with his old rival. But now Hashirama had brought home someone already on the Anbu's assassination list! Would this man die if he stopped working against him?
Father, Mother, who have already returned to the Pure Land, why did you give me an older brother like this?!
Noticing his younger brother's utterly foul expression and the oppressive atmosphere surrounding him, Hashirama tried to laugh it off, grasping at an excuse:
"Hanzō didn't have