Hiruzen Sarutobi's Evil Poetry Collection seemed to be cursed, instantly setting off a chain reaction.
For a moment, kunai and exercise books flew together, shuriken and pencils danced wildly, and loose pages fluttered like white butterflies throughout the room. The entire classroom became a chaotic battlefield.
The students went wild. The students ran riot. The students played until they had completely lost their minds!
Cheers, howls, thuds, and every kind of hysterical shouting blended together. The Ninja Academy, usually kept deathly quiet under Director Madara's iron rule, now burst with youthful energy.
Although Madara's fists were terrifying...
The yearning for freedom in these boys' and girls' hearts could never be crushed!
"Hahaha, take this!"
Several Uchiha laughed as they hurled unwanted rice balls, along with their textbooks, straight into the faces of the unfortunate Mitokado Homura, Hōzuki Oborozuki, and Shimura Danzō.
The three turned livid. As they threw the garbage back, they cursed:
"Fuck you, you #@%... (10,000 words of profanity omitted.)"
Everyone around them could only shake their heads at these idiots.
Who had said the Uchiha were aloof and unapproachable? Who had said they wore stern faces all day and seemed completely emotionless?
It was all bullshit. The truth was that these idiots had holes in their heads!
"Don't throw those books around! Give them to me if you don't want them! I want grilled meat and potatoes!"
Torifu Akimichi, who had grown from a little fatty into a big fatty, collected the unwanted copies of the Evil Poetry Collection, tore them apart, dumped them into a trash can, and lit them.
He put the meat he carried with him and several washed baby potatoes onto a small wire rack he had rigged over the trash can.
Soon, thick smoke poured out of the trash can. Everyone nearby