"Master, look! You're on TV again."
In the living room, Denji excitedly pointed at the TV news and shouted.
"Being on TV is an everyday thing for Master. No need to make such a fuss."
Meng Fan lay sprawled on the sofa in a boneless slouch.
It was the perfect position for anyone who wanted to laze around.
Denji and Power sat on the other side.
Power hugged a bucket of popcorn, constantly stuffing more into her mouth.
"I've been on TV too."
"You have? You've gotta be kidding." Denji shot Power a sidelong glance.
"What? You don't believe me?" Power was deeply annoyed at being doubted.
"Your words are about as trustworthy as your boobs."
"What?! How dare you look down on me!" Power flung all the popcorn in her hand at Denji.
"What are you doing?! Don't waste it just because you don't want to eat it!"
"If I've been on TV, you have to get down on the floor and eat all the popcorn."
"If you haven't, you're never allowed to wear pads again."
Denji sounded annoyed. Only a dog would get down on the floor to eat popcorn.
"I'll get on the TV right now and show you." Power angrily fetched a step stool and set it beside the television.
"Power, get down! I've only got a hundred-odd TVs left in storage. Don't break this one by stepping on it!" Meng Fan snapped, finally stopping Power from climbing onto the TV.
"See? I almost got on the TV just now. I'll show you again when Meng Fan isn't home."
"Are you kidding me? How does that count as being on TV?!" Denji roared.
"Hurry up and get on the floor like a dog and eat the popcorn."
Power threw herself straight at Denji, determined to force