For the 108th time, Ryuk hurled an apple core at the "Shinigami Code of Conduct" posted on the wall, then suddenly noticed a line of fine print on the Death Note's back cover: "Please read the manual carefully before use. Model: DN-2023 Supreme Edition."
"This thing has a manual?!" Suspicious, he pried open a hidden compartment, and a full-color booklet fell out:
[Chapter 1: Basic Functions]
Q: How do I write names effectively?
A: We recommend triple authentication using "name + national ID number + registered fingerprints" to avoid accidentally killing people with identical names. This product is connected to the Heavenly Court's population database and supports voice input.
Ryuk flipped to the second chapter and immediately bristled:
[Value-Added Services]
1. Membership privileges: platinum members can skip specifying appearances and directly enter descriptive phrases such as "that bald boss who swindled me out of my money." (Limited-time offer: get a free Hell Tour Pass with an annual subscription.)
2. Ecosystem integration: related targets are automatically recommended when you write a name: "Your selected corrupt official has a symbiotic relationship with three mistresses. Purge all with one click?"
3. Emotional customization: purchase the "Life Flashback" add-on to let targets review their lives before death. (Choose from tragic, comedic, or inspirational background music.)
"What the hell is all this?!" With trembling claws, Ryuk flipped to the final chapter:
[Frequently Asked Questions]
Q: Why does it stop working while I'm writing?
A: You may have encountered a statutory holiday. This product complies with the "Labor Law of the Yin and Yang Realms." We recommend purchasing the "Holiday Overtime Package."
Q: Can I perform batch operations?
A: The Enterprise Edition supports Excel imports (an additional Office Hell License is required), but please comply with the "mass destruction weapons