Bajie scratched his head and chuckled. "Nothing much. I just think Little Six is so much like you. Teaching him would be just like teaching you, wouldn't it? You're always lecturing me, but now I can get a taste of it myself!"
As he spoke, he quickly shuffled aside and looked toward Six-Eared Macaque beside A-Hu.
"Brother Monkey, I wonder what this little monkey will be like when he grows up. He'd better not learn from you and turn out exactly like you, giving us another great demon king who wreaks Havoc in Heaven."
Wukong kicked him. "You idiot. We haven't even started teaching him, and you're already making things up."
Bajie wasn't annoyed. He brushed the dirt off his leg and laughed. "See? You're always getting physical. I'm just giving you a reminder!"
Six-Eared Macaque hugged his knees and looked at the two of them. His six ears twitched as he said earnestly, "Don't worry, Second Brother. If I do anything wrong, just tell me. I'll be sure to change."
Bajie hastily waved his hands. "You silly child, your second brother was only joking with your Brother Monkey!"
"You're so obedient. How could you ever turn into a lawless fellow like him? Besides, isn't Brother Monkey wholeheartedly devoted to doing good now?"
Wukong ignored him and said, "Enough fooling around. If we're going to teach him, let's first say what each of us can teach."
He pointed at Bajie.
"Idiot, you're so eager. You go first."
"I..."
Bajie had just puffed out his chest when something seemed to occur to him, and he slowly sat back down.
Leaning against the tree, he rubbed his belly and thought for a while, then sighed. "Brother, now that you mention it, this really is a little tricky."
Wukong laughed. "You were the