[In ancient, timeworn legends, the Flower-Scatter Daoist Wang Quan liked to walk through the Underworld, slaying every foe.]
Wang Quan said, "I don't like walking through the Underworld!"
"The ghosts and monsters there have such a peculiar style. I don't like it at all."
"And what's this about slaying every foe?"
"Heh, I, the Flower-Scatter Daoist, treat others kindly. I don't like killing people."
"This chronicle of struggles... must have been written wrong."
He gripped the pages with both hands and twisted hard.
One twist-he couldn't budge them.
Two twists-he still couldn't budge them.
Forget it. No more twisting.
He would twist this lousy book to shreds once he became stronger.
He continued reading:
[In a certain year, the Flower-Scatter Daoist gained authority over the unorthodox [Dao Court].]
[Three great demons coveted his authority and secretly plotted to seize it.]
[The Daoist learned of this and earnestly counseled them.]
[Yet the three great demons refused to heed his counsel. Instead, they revealed their vicious nature and sought to swallow the Daoist alive.]
[Left with no choice, the Daoist descended upon the unorthodox [Dao Court] and blasted the three great demons to death.]
[One demon was named [Vertical Eye]. As this fiend died, he threw back his head and roared at the sky, "Regret! Regret! Regret!"]
[One demon was named [Ninth Reincarnation King]. As this fiend died and his Dao perished, his thoughts turned hundreds upon thousands of times, leaving only a sigh in the end.]
[One demon was named [Earth Treasury God King]. As this fiend died, he sneered inwardly, "In a few days, this God King will be a fine fellow once more."]
[After killing the three great demons, the Flower-Scatter Daoist gained an insight and summoned the living beings to explain the mysteries of slaying demons and vanquishing