"What are you thinking? I'm a respectable man. I wouldn't do anything shady." Yamabuki Chidori pulled a stocking over his face. "How about we go steal someone?"
"Will you be serious for once? Do you hear how that sounds? Steal someone? I swear I'll tell Captain Unohana and make sure you don't survive the night when you get home!" Hirako felt as though the number of perverts around him kept growing. Keeping his mind pure in this filthy world was getting harder by the day.
"What are you thinking? I meant we wait until that girl falls asleep, sneak in, and carry her off. Then we put her on the tiger bench, force chili water down her throat, and make her join the Gotei 13. If she still refuses, I'll take off her shoes and tickle her feet!" Yamabuki Chidori slammed a fist into his palm, apparently having made up his mind.
"I refuse to sink any further into depravity with you! I'm going back. See you tomorrow!" Shinji Hirako decided it was time to get out of there.
If anyone caught him, a captain of the Gotei 13, wearing a stocking over his head while sneaking into a little girl's bedroom...
I'll hang myself with a noodle outside the Fifth Division tomorrow! I'll never be able to show my face again!
Yamabuki Chidori turned to Aizen and silently held out the stocking.
"Aizen, I know you understand me!"
Aizen's face went green. Quite a few people nearby were already pointing at the two of them, teacher and student alike.
"Teacher, if I've done something wrong, please strangle me with that stocking. If I haven't... I'll head back now." Aizen looked utterly resolute.
"..."
Now even my most trusted student doesn't want to play with me?
"I'll take that as