Serves you right for always teasing me! Go on, try it again!
"Soi Fon! Soi Fon! You're the only one who can save me now! Hurry up!" Yoruichi cried in terror.
Soi Fon looked torn.
"Lady Yoruichi... I really can't disobey my father's orders. I'm sorry."
Just then, Yamabuki Chidori stuffed the Nine-Turn Intestine into Yoruichi's mouth.
"Chew it carefully. Savor it slowly. I promise you'll fall in love with the flavor." Yamabuki Chidori looked positively entranced.
With the intestine already in her mouth, Yoruichi had no choice but to chew it slowly. Then she discovered...
"It doesn't taste as bad as I imagined. There's still a strange flavor if you chew it long enough, but it's pretty good overall." Yoruichi looked astonished. She hadn't expected such a bizarre dish to taste decent.
"I'm your teacher. Why would I lie to you? I want nothing but the best for you." Yamabuki Chidori smiled. "I've prepared a few more exquisite dishes. I'm sure you'll love them."
Curious, Yoruichi leaned in to look.
"What... what on earth are those? Are you sure they're edible?" she asked in horror.
"Poor child. You've lived this long without ever eating anything good." Yamabuki Chidori sighed.
"You've got some nerve saying that. Then tell me what these are." Yoruichi pointed at the pitch-black insects on a plate.
"Those are silkworm pupae! They're more nutritious than beef. Never had them?" Yamabuki Chidori asked.
"And these?"
"Fried Bamboo Worms. Coat them in breadcrumbs and beaten egg, then fry them. They smell incredible."
"What's this rock-hard thing? It feels like you could kill someone with it."
"That's tofu."
"Tofu is a weapon in your house? I may be young, but I'm not ignorant! Do you think I'm that easy to fool?" Yoruichi shouted.
"You really haven't seen much. That's