Yoruichi stiffly opened her eyes and saw Yamabuki Chidori glaring viciously at her with a pair of panda eyes.
"Ah! Isn't this my beloved teacher? What happened to your eyes? Don't tell me someone beat you up? Do you want me to avenge you? Don't worry—whoever hit you, I'll hit them back!" Yoruichi said smugly.
"The person who beat me up is called life. Can you avenge me?" Yamabuki Chidori sneered. "Shihōin Yoruichi, as the Captain of the 2nd Division, you actually made your subordinate handle your work. That alone would have been fine, but she failed to finish it and brought it home. Her father felt sorry for his daughter, so he could only handle the paperwork with her and stay up until dawn!"
Yamabuki Chidori grinned viciously as he pinched Yoruichi's face. "Tell me, who should I settle this score with?"
Yoruichi stared at Yamabuki Chidori in terror. No wonder Soi Fon handled paperwork so quickly!
Kitty Windmill
"Old Man, you have to believe me. This is definitely a beautiful misunderstanding. I'm a responsible woman—how could I do something so irresponsible? Let go of me first. I promise I won't run." Yoruichi raised a cat paw and swore to the heavens.
"Not run? If you didn't run, you wouldn't be you! Tell me, how should we deal with this?" Yamabuki Chidori asked.
Yoruichi immediately gave the textbook answer. "From now on, I definitely won't put off any work. I'll finish each day's work that same day, and I'll do everything myself. I absolutely won't make anyone else do it for me. Rest assured, no one will disturb your rest ever again."
"And?" Yamabuki Chidori asked.
"And... and... Soi Fon is actually a pretty good kid. How about, after she's trained for a while, we make her a Seated