"What? You're asking us to surrender? While my cousin and the others are trapped inside that Golden Sun over there?"
Wade pointed at the golden sphere that had squeezed through the Spatial Rift into Maya like a light bulb, tilting his head as he questioned the person before him. He did not actually know whether this creature counted as a person, since it was a dog walking upright with a human head.
But considering that it wore clothes, Deadpool judged it to be an intelligent being. Maybe it counted as an Alien?
"Yes. We unanimously believe that the Lord of Order's power is unmatched. Since we cannot fight it, we should join it." The Human-Headed Dog wore a grave expression. His clothes were fine, though the excessive jewelry placed quite a burden on his body.
Wade's gaze swept over the beautiful jewelry, and the corner of his mouth curled beneath his black-and-red mask.
"Who's unanimous? Is this 'unanimity' some political party? What are your policies? Does the Bush family number among your sponsors? With such a remarkable face, who gave you the courage to run for office? What are your views on gun control and universal healthcare?"
Deadpool's mouth was like a machine gun, firing off a whole barrage of things the other party could not understand at all.
"What kind of nonsense is that? Unanimity means the people! I stepped forward for all the people of Maya. How can you not even understand that? Are you really the one in charge here?"
The Human-Headed Dog looked suspiciously at Deadpool, who stood two heads taller than him. This foul-smelling weirdo had previously said he was in charge here, but something about it had always felt off.
"He's lying." Harley popped out from the side and pointed at the empty space