"What are you going to eat without money?"
"What are you going to smoke without money?"
"How are you going to look so fancy without money?"
Spouting vicious words, Wade snatched away Thor and Loki's potato chips, weed, and the flower by Loki's ear.
Loki was dumbfounded. It was the first time he had seen a mortal dare to snatch back offerings that had been presented to gods, and he immediately wanted to fly into a rage.
But then he remembered that he had already lost his divine power, so never mind.
His body really was fragile after losing his divine power. Even mortal hallucinogens had made his brain stop working. Good thing he had been jolted awake in time.
Returning to Asgard anytime soon was impossible. Their most urgent task now was figuring out how to survive together among human society, and that meant using human methods.
Thor, meanwhile, had not realized anything. He merely yawned. "Aren't you still making offerings to us?"
Wade shut off the television irritably. "I don't owe you anything. Starting today, you have to pay me for everything—food, water, clothes, lodging, even using the toilet! If you don't have money, I'll throw you into the sewers to keep rats and cockroaches company."
The God of Thunder wore an aggrieved expression. "Isn't the money from my dancing still with you? Didn't Tony settle the bill with you?"
". . . That's not important! Anyway, S.H.I.E.L.D. hasn't been hunting you these past few days, so you must be safe by now. I'm taking you out to find jobs. Don't learn from these Hippies. Their families are loaded; they're just bored out of their minds."
Wade planted his hands on his hips and lifted his chin as he announced his plan. Though he had no idea what