Western weddings were fairly simple to begin with, and with the current conditions, Su Ming had no way to find a Priest. There were not even any guests present to witness the ceremony, much less a buffet reception.
Besides the red carpet and a few flowers, the most eye-catching thing in the venue was the large cake. Harley had already swallowed several times while staring at it.
After Laurie delivered those lines meant to provoke Golden Eagle, Strangle took control of the sound system and began playing the wedding march. Amid the solemn music, the little ape was carried forward by the Synthezoid, his feet dangling off the ground, making for a comical sight.
Bobo had come from the circus, so he understood the importance of putting on a show. If Golden Eagle was watching television—the only media channel still broadcasting in Gotham—then the more ridiculous and pathetic he looked, the angrier Golden Eagle would become.
His role in this performance was that of a Joker.
So Bobo showed none of his extraordinary intelligence. Instead, he imitated an ordinary zoo ape, hanging from the Synthezoid's arm, flipping his lower lip as he laughed and hooting away. He looked like a Beast that was only slightly smarter than usual.
To the music, he waved his arms around, pointed at the cake, then at his own mouth, drooling onto the front of his clothes.
Even Deathstroke, walking right behind Bobo, was a little impressed. Little Lucky Ape really was dedicated. He never needed things spelled out for him, and he never dropped the ball.
This performance was indeed perfectly timed. The worse the groom looked, the more unbalanced Golden Eagle would feel. As long as he saw this scene, no man would be able to stand it.
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