Wade was cheap, but he wasn't his cousin Slade. Deadpool would never kill a beautiful woman.
So pulling out a grenade was just a joke. He wasn't really going to set it off. What normal person used an explosion to make an exit? It wasn't like he was the final villain in a Hollywood movie.
After drinking the rich man's fine wine and eating the expensive premium snacks, Wade still didn't drop the ball. His rotten mouth kept moving as he got down to business and invited Tony to visit Earth-10011.
"It's really fun there. There are Cthulhu Mythos monsters everywhere. Just one look at them can give you a burst of inspiration. Inspiration is valuable to a scientist like you, right? Besides that, I saw a bizarre beauty over there. Her entire body was covered in boobs like giant honeycombs. Don't you want to take a look?"
Unlike Deadpool, Tony was not pleased.
After all, nobody wanted to be in close contact with Deadpool inside an enclosed space high in the air. He still smelled somewhat fishy and rotten, as though he had crawled out of a pile of dead fish. He smelled several times worse than usual.
And what exactly was Deadpool focusing on? Tony felt like vomiting just imagining a monster woman like that.
"Ugh, no. I have everything I need, and I'd like to live a couple more years. Why do you people have to come to me with all that mystical nonsense? Go find someone who knows magic."
Deadpool nodded repeatedly. Tony really did seem to lack nothing, so there was no need for him to take risks.
Still, he answered as his cousin had taught him. "To protect our Earth?"
"You say that Parallel Universe exists, and I believe you, because Peter told me