"All this up and down is so annoying. And why can I tell you look so pleased even through that mask?"
Su Ming quickly grabbed Wade beside him. The man was endlessly cycling between falling and blinking back, and the Teleportation Belt even made a ridiculously obnoxious "whoosh whoosh" sound effect.
If this kept up, Zubado would not be dead yet, but Deathstroke would suffer a nervous breakdown first.
The grabbed cousin tilted his head in confusion. He pulled a fresh uniform from his underwear and wriggled into it as he spoke. "Going up and down is the simplest way for humans to find happiness. Those who know, know. And do I really look that happy? Do I?"
Looking at the outline of Wade's mouth beneath his mask, as though it had turned into that of The Batman Who Laughs, Su Ming sighed. Anyone who was not blind could see it, right?
"Enough useless talk. Hurry up and deal with that guy with octopus tentacles growing from his chin. I still have things to do back on Earth-0."
Cousin twisted his cousin's face so he would look at the Cloaked Figure floating in the distance. He pointed at the other man, then at Deadpool's eyes.
"That one over there. The one you were having a friendly interaction with just now."
"Oh, right. The monster that fell in love with me, huh?"
Wade wriggled into his uniform like a maggot, then pulled a suspiciously jetpack-like device from one of its pockets. Using the contraption, which made tractor-like "thud thud thud" noises, he hovered beside Su Ming. He gave his pants a hard tug, removed his hood, and revealed a face like runny shit mixed with cheese curds.
"Anyway, leave him to me. Just stand aside and watch. Honestly, I'm not very