"What was that? A comet? It's pretty red, and it smells a little burnt. Uh, no, that burnt smell was from the fart I just let out. Sorry, I had bacon stir-fried with chives for lunch."
Deadpool, who was chopping "mincemeat" alongside a group of masked men, tilted his head and glanced at the sky before looking toward an empty spot. "Guys, looks like today's the day Earth-0 gets destroyed. We came at the wrong time. Get Adjutant to extract everyone. Ah, but I'm not closing my Livestream. Instead, we're taking bets! Bet on the left that it's a comet hitting Earth, bet on the right that it's an alien invasion. Woohoo, betting is open!"
Before he had even finished speaking, the glowing point in the sky plunged downward. It was clearly changing course, heading straight for Gotham.
In the blink of an eye, a red-and-blue streak rose from Gotham as well, charging upward to meet the falling light.
Two mushroom clouds instantly erupted in the sky, canopy against canopy. Powerful shockwaves swept across the entire city, while the district directly beneath the collision trembled violently and countless buildings toppled like Dominoes.
The fierce blast was already rushing down the streets, the rain clouds overhead had been completely evaporated, and scorching air slammed into their faces.
The killers might not usually say much, but they were rather considerate when it counted. With their immortal bodies, the towering Jason and Mike stepped forward to shield the others from the incoming shockwave. Pinhead held his Pandora's Box and cast a Hell spell, dense black chains extending from the box to form a sphere around everyone.
Deadpool's team might have been made up of killers, but its composition was actually quite solid.
There were spellcasters like Pinhead and Shakara; immortal meat shields like