"Oh, guys, Thanos really... I'm crying."
Leaning over the edge of the flying carpet and looking down as Thanos's enormous figure was swallowed by the black sea, Deadpool pulled a sign from his pocket and held up a diving score of 3.4 while chattering away:
"He actually wanted to reenact that classic Titanic scene with me—the 'if you jump, I jump' part. Tell me, should I really jump after him? He had a nice little plan, wanted us to be a pair of love-struck fugitives frolicking in the water, but I haven't agreed to accept his love yet."
"Bleurgh."
Man-Bat had been about to fly over and talk to Deadpool, to ask why that big guy had jumped down without discussing it with everyone first. But then he heard Deadpool's "monologue," and an image of the two snuggling affectionately immediately surfaced in his clever mind. In the end, he could not help vomiting up yellow fluid—probably stomach acid.
It was clear that Man-Bat had eaten spaghetti tonight. There were even shrimp in the undigested mess. The Hall of Justice cafeteria really served good food.
Fortunately, he still managed to grab the edge of the flying carpet at the critical moment, avoiding a direct plunge into the sea. He merely dangled beneath the carpet and vomited, and the recoil actually pushed the flying carpet drifting sideways for some distance.
Deadpool did not waste words. He immediately pulled out a pen and drew a vertical line along the edge of the flying carpet, labeling it "Where Thanos Fell into the Water," putting on an authentic rendition of marking a boat to find a lost sword.
"Wow, buddy, that was some powerful spray. Is it true that in the DC Universe, anything connected to Batman doesn't need to obey science?"
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