"I know all this is hard to believe, and I don't know that much about what happened in the past."
The Tidal Fly flew ahead to guide him, nimbly turning through the narrow passageway. The mysterious voice continued to come steadily from its body:
"Actually, I can't be sure that the history I know is the truth either, because I was only told that the past was like that. But now that I've seen you, things may take another path."
It was clear that the other party's feelings were complicated, but overall, they were fairly optimistic.
"Tch. If you aren't even sure whether that intel is real, then why the hell are you telling me? You scared my poor little heart so badly it nearly fell out of my ass. You owe me compensation for emotional distress. Five hundred Credit Points will do."
Deadpool relaxed inwardly. He knew Slade couldn't possibly lose. It was all this turd's fault for scaring people. What a rotten piece of shit.
He had already assumed that the person speaking to him remotely behind this "flying" thing was also a piece of shit. Regardless of whether the other party's true nature was shit, it was shit in his eyes.
If he saw a piece of shit, then if it wanted to prove it wasn't shit, it would have to pay a price.
"I don't know what Credit Points are, because our currency system uses petals." The mysterious being answered, his voice steady and fairly clear amid the buzzing. "Is there anything else you want to ask? I can tell you some common knowledge that I know, but for more than that, I'm afraid someone else will have to answer you."
Even after being extorted, the other party did not get angry. Instead, he remained quite