Sunrise

"Really?"

"Don't worry. My relationship with my cousin is much better than yours with your cousin. Not everyone's cousin is that annoying. Even if they are, my cousin is the only one annoying enough that money can make you forget just how annoying he is. Did you know every bathroom in his house has a projector and supercomputer? You can voice-control the computer while taking a dump and have it play footage of Niagara Falls. That feeling... it really clears things out. At least it's better than New York traffic right now. It's been so many days already—has nobody moved these empty cars?"

Deadpool rambled on without stopping as he let go of the steering wheel, signaling for A'Du to drive properly. His cousin had definitely come to look after his business again.

That meant a paid job took priority. Spider-Man was already dead, turned to ash. Dead people probably wouldn't mind waiting a little longer, right?

Su Ming turned to Hamill. "Remind me when we get back to put up a sign on the bathroom door: Deadpool and dogs prohibited."

"Uh, Slade, that's too heartless. But I can just teleport into the bathroom anyway. Heh heh."

"Cut the nonsense. Fifty thousand."

"Who am I killing?" Deadpool scratched his head. He had been half-roasted by Phoenix last time, and some of his skin was still peeling off.

"No killing needed. Just keep Odin tied up. About as difficult as dealing with Apocalypse," Su Ming said calmly. Too bad Gin wasn't here to count the money immediately. It would have been more persuasive.

"You're lying to me, again and again, again and again. How many times has this been? Odin is at the peak of Skyfather Level. He's stronger than Thanos on a normal day."

Wade saw through everything. He pulled