Everyone successfully entered Shrek and received their dorm assignments.
With the academy's limited funds, each dorm housed two or three people.
Chen Jue moved into Oscar and Ma Hongjun's dorm.
Tang San roomed with Dai Mubai.
The girls all stayed together.
Somewhere on campus.
Oscar rode his bicycle around the campus.
Suddenly, a breathtaking beauty caught his eye.
So beautiful!
My heart's fluttering~
Is this love at first sight?
Mom! I'm in love...
Unable to control himself, Oscar immediately went over to say hello.
"Hello there, fellow student!"
Hearing someone call to her, Ning Rongrong turned to see a man whose face was covered in stubble.
"Hello, teacher. Did you need something?"
Oscar: ...
Do I look that old?
"Nothing! Just saying hello. And I'm not a teacher-I'm a student here!"
"Then if there's nothing else, I'll be going!"
She was all about looks and had no interest in men who weren't handsome!
Especially ones this scruffy!
With that, Ning Rongrong walked away, cold and aloof.
"Hey! Wait! You guys just finished the fourth test, right?"
"My martial soul is a food-type martial soul. It can replenish soul power. Since you're so pretty, I'll give you one for free!"
Before Ning Rongrong could say anything, Oscar began summoning his martial soul.
"I've got a Big Sausage!"
With that, a sausage appeared in his hand, and he raised his eyebrows at Ning Rongrong.
Ning Rongrong looked at his sleazy eyebrow waggle, then at the sausage in his hand, and had no appetite whatsoever.
Especially after that filthy line. How utterly shameless!
"Who wants your Big Sausage? It's not big at all. It's probably just like yours... small!"
Ning Rongrong haughtily refused.
Seeing the girl he liked refuse to eat his Big Sausage instantly wiped away his good mood!
He started shamelessly fawning over her!
"Come on, have one! It's really good for restoring soul power!"
Ning Rongrong raised her fist, her expression icy, and grew so angry she couldn't help swearing.
"I've got two big steamed buns too. Want a taste?"
At those words, Oscar instantly flushed pink. He lowered his head and stared at that glimpse of snowy white, drool trickling out before he knew it!
Is she really being this direct?
Well, in that case... hehehe!
"Since you put it that way... of course I... Ow!"
Without another word, Ning Rongrong punched him.
Then she stormed away, fuming!
Oscar sighed as he watched her retreating figure.
"Pretty girls really are hard to win over!"
"It's fine. If I can't win her over, neither can anyone else!"
Just then, a muscular, pitch-black middle-aged man walked over.
"Holy crap, where did this gorilla soul beast come from?"
The pitch-black Zhao Wuji slammed a fist into Oscar.
Oscar: Boo-hoo-hoo.
Getting hit by my goddess was bad enough, and now a gorilla's bullying me too.
"Oscar, what the hell do you mean by that? I'm a gorilla?"
Hearing that, Oscar instantly snapped to his senses.
Why does this gorilla sound so much like Teacher Zhao Wuji?
"What are you spacing out for, brat? Give me a Big Sausage!"
Oscar nodded. He had already recognized the man before him as Zhao Wuji.
With that realization, he handed Zhao Wuji the sausage he hadn't managed to give away earlier.
As he ate, Zhao Wuji grumbled miserably, "Damn it, there was actually such a heaven-defying Little Monster today..."
Then Zhao Wuji vented his frustrations to Oscar.
Night fell!
This was the moment Chen Jue had long been waiting for.
Just thinking about Little Fox cosplaying got him excited...
Ah, no!
I'm only doing this to fulfill the system's depth requirement!
It was dinnertime, and in the cafeteria, Chen Jue had gotten acquainted with Oscar and Ma Hongjun.
They were chatting and laughing over their meal!
Suddenly, the four girls appeared together, like a dazzling stretch of scenery.
Oscar and Ma Hongjun were instantly left dumbstruck!
"I never expected so many beautiful new students! But I still think Ning Rongrong's the cutest!"
Oscar murmured.
Ma Hongjun licked his lips.
The power of his evil fire was swelling...
All four girls sat at another table and began eating.
Just then, Ning Rongrong noticed that Chen Jue had nearly finished the chicken in his bowl.
She immediately picked up a piece of chicken and put it in her bowl, smiling now and then as though plotting something, before jogging over to Chen Jue.
The other three girls looked utterly bewildered, with no idea what she was doing!
Seeing Ning Rongrong approach with a smile, Oscar instantly perked up and hurriedly straightened his clothes!
So she likes me too!
She was probably just embarrassed because we were outside this afternoon!
Oscar swept his hair back, eagerly anticipating Ning Rongrong throwing herself into his arms.
But to his surprise...
Ning Rongrong stopped in front of Chen Jue, pointed at the chicken in her bowl, and asked with a smile, "Want some of my chick meat?"
Chen Jue froze. Isn't that my line?
Seeing Ning Rongrong's suggestive smile, he instantly understood!
She looks like a haughty little princess, but who knew she played this dirty behind the scenes!
She's even teasing me now!
I love it!!!
Then Chen Jue curled his lips, picked up a piece of abalone, and raised his eyebrows as he asked, "I prefer abalone meat. Got any?"
A blush instantly spread across Ning Rongrong's face, and she stood there, somewhat at a loss!
Watching this unfold, Oscar was instantly dumbfounded, his fingers trembling slightly.
My goddess blushed just like that?
They're both dirty jokes... so why are the results different?
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Am I going to fail before I've even started courting her?
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