Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing!
Chapter 136

Was this Xie Mi? Was this Xie Mi?!

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Xie Mi sat quietly in the Green Turtle Wheelchair, looking at herself in the vanity mirror.

Although she thought her eyebrows could be a little thicker to make her look tougher, and her lipstick a little pinker-fluorescent pink would be best. Seven beauty marks on her face, arranged like the Big Dipper, would look incredibly cool too.

But.

Since she had agreed to let Diao Mao handle her entire look, offering unsolicited suggestions seemed like it might hurt the kid's confidence a little too much.

Oh well. It wasn't as good as her dark-skinned hot-girl look or her Maillard Style, but life was all about daring to explore different possibilities.

"All done! Sister Xie, what do you think of the makeup?!" Diao Mao stood behind her, gazing excitedly into the mirror.

The Xie Mi in the mirror broke into a grin. "Looks great~"

"Awesome!"

The sunny, cheerful, dark-skinned young man eagerly ran off to pick out her clothes. Once he had chosen an outfit, Xie Mi obligingly changed into it, then removed the rollers from her hair and used a blow-dryer to set it.

With that, the whole makeover was complete.

The comments in Xie Mi's livestream went wild.

[Sister Xie is so gorgeous!! (loses mind) (roars) (turns into a monkey) (flies into a primeval forest) (swings on vines) (rams a passing banana-eating monkey into the air) (swings on vines) (picks a durian) (bludgeons the monkey king to death) (rules the monkeys) (masters firearms technology) (invades humanity) (conquers the world) (masters space-warp technology) (leaves the solar system)]

[Beautiful. (Though it's only one short word, it reveals a cool aloofness and nonchalant composure that perfectly complement my untamed silhouette, while the final period is polite yet distant, aptly conveying the statement's noble and elegant bearing)]

[Lmao, you dare come out looking

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