Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing!

[Super-Sweet One-on-One Romance + Meme-Filled Comedy + Entertainment Industry + Dating Reality Show + Face-Slapping]

[Unhinged Female Celebrity vs. CEO Whose Mind Works in Mysterious Ways]

Betrayed by a scumbag, Xie Mi has barely transmigrated into a novel when a fanatical shipper stabs her straight into the hospital.

Xie Mi promptly loses it, making outrageous declarations on her livestream.

"Come on! Stab me! Everybody, come stab me! I'll blow up the whole planet-"

Random viewers who stumble into the stream nearly faint from fright.

Okay, okay, okay. We've seen people-pleasers before, but someone actively trying to get herself killed? That's a first.

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She joins a dating reality show wearing a mask and beats up an utterly average yet absurdly overconfident man on her very first appearance.

The live comments go wild:

Love her! I'm a fan! Hurry up and show us who she is!

So Xie Mi takes off her mask and reveals her face.

The comments fall silent. Then horrified. Then furious.

FUCK!!!!!

Xie Mi flashes a wicked grin. "Didn't see that coming, did you, haters? Your daddy's here."

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Later...

Xie Mi single-handedly turns the dating show into an unhinged circus. The production crew goes from helpless resignation to tearfully playing along.

The heir to a financial empire calls her Daddy, a prim lady with a surprising wild side becomes her fangirl, an obsessive young master ends up firmly under her thumb, and even a vicious heiress turns into a prickly softie.

The live comments do a complete one-eighty:

This girl isn't playing a character. She's genuinely unhinged.
Don't care! I fucking love her!!!

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The mysterious CEO's mind works in peculiar ways, yet hers is the only soul that resonates with his.

The production crew equips everyone with heart-rate wristbands that ring whenever their pulse reaches 120.

Everyone pulls out all the stops, but nobody can make his heart rate budge. She only has to stand there to set his wristband ringing like crazy.

Eventually, he finally admits it.

"Yes, I joined the show for her."

"I've known her for a very long time."

[Never Plays by the Rules