Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing!
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[System: I wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but all I got was distance. Fine, cards on the table: I'm actually very capable, and I can help you through this crisis.]
Another ability?
Hearing that, Xie Mi perked right up, her ears practically standing at attention as she listened eagerly.
A rare note of urgency entered Xu Shuangrong's voice, too.
[Xu Shuangrong: What is it?] [System: Rapping.] [Xu Shuangrong: ?] [System: I can teach you to rap and diss Xie Mi.] [System: Xie Mi, Xie Mi, I'm gonna diss you.] [System: Sing it like that when you see her tomorrow.]
Brilliant performance! Give it a reward!
Not only was this system a master of snark, but its terrible ideas were second to none.
[Xu Shuangrong: Do you think you're funny?] [System: What else have I got? I'm stupid and useless. Can't I at least have a sense of humor?!]
So shamelessly confident~
Although the system had been joking around the entire time, Xie Mi had a feeling it was holding something back.
With Xu Shuangrong this desperate, it was still in the mood to crack jokes. Clearly, it hadn't been backed into a corner yet.
Sure enough, just as Xu Shuangrong was about to explode with anger, it finally told the truth.
[System: All right, all right, I really do have a way.] [System: It's just that this method is extremely risky, and I can't guarantee you'll pull it off perfectly. I figured we shouldn't use it unless we had to, so I never told you.] [System: But things really are looking pretty bad now.] [Xu Shuangrong: Stop with the buildup and spit it out.] [System: Time travel.]
Xie Mi briefly paused in the middle of eating a
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